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# Sorry I'm TJing.
Grrr I'm well pissed off. I'm dying for a crap and some little scrote has nicked every fucking toilet seat in the fucking place!
It's going to cost me over 100 quid to replace them all!

EDIT: Oh and posting something that was created using a generator is not considered your own work.

EDIT EDIT: Hot linked and this took about 30 seconds as I, like you, selected the first options rather than actually spending time on it.



EPIC EPIC FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:14, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:23, archived)
# *you* stole the seats just so you could make that joke!
*Clouseaus*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Hahaha
EDIT: Fathers for Justice did it! It's in the Mail so it must be true!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:27, archived)
# The motherfuckers................oh wait......they probly are.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:34, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)
# *RIMSHOT*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Heh
It would have to be, eh.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# £100 to replace them!!!!
That much will leave you (caught) short.

But what an odd thing to steal?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:23, archived)
# Tell me about it!
I've been through the whole building, they're not on site. I even went out of the way to get funky bogseats.
Sadly they're going to have to be replaced with crappy cheap ones.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:28, archived)
# those ones with shag carpeting always made me ill
every once in a while some clod will get a bit of mess on the toilet seat - why on earth would you want to deal with that happening to a piece of carpet you put your bare ass on at least once a day?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:30, archived)
# I know
It's a double entry into the "Procrastination".

I am rather lazy, I'm sorry.
(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:23, archived)
# Well if you can't be bothered to put the energy into it.
Don't knock shuff off the bottom of the board belonging to people that did! You couldn't even be arsed to host it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:27, archived)
# It is an image challenge, you do know that?

Image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:28, archived)
# if find the image challenging enough
i'm finding all of these front page add some text about immigrants and nazis challenging.

edit/ shame really because i'm just scrolling straight past them on the board, i'm sure some are even funny.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Ah, the voice of reason ;)
Good morning gstq!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:48, archived)
# good morning mr mediocre
that's the nicest thing anyone's said about me in ages, you old charmer you.

good morning the rest of you too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:50, archived)
# See my sig
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
# why on earth would anyone want to steal used toilet seats?
...actually, I probably don't want to know...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Guerilla art maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:25, archived)
# maybe it's a salad-fingers-esque little man who hoards them in his hut
giving special names and running his fingers down each and every one
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:29, archived)
# *shudders*
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# wot's the matter? d-do you not like my mouth words?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
Arrest Banksy NOW!

Maybe this is the same guy?

www.officer.com/web/online/Top-News-Stories/Thief-Makes-Off-With-2-000-Toilet-Seat/1$28119
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)
# go to your worst adversary's house
bring some toilet paper, and do it all over his front porch. leave your wipes there too.

god, i wish i hated someone enough to do that, cos i totally would.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:25, archived)
# If I did that I'd do it properly.
I'd get one of those hospital commode thingies so I could sit in comfort.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:30, archived)
# kind of defeats the purpose of directly defecating onto someone's property
you could just do it from the comfort of your own home and then chuck the contents at their porch
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# I love the idea of having enough adversaries to be able to grade them from Best to Worst
Surely the best adversary would be the one who's attempting to kill you, while the worst would be the one who just writes 'willy' in the dirt on the back of your car...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:33, archived)
# hahaha
Or best adversary would be the one you at least get along with when the missus is around
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)
# What a fucking cock
what does he need two seats for anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:29, archived)
# Four:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# It's a toilet seat nicking chain sweeping the country
Now you have to steal some, if you break the chain you get 10 years bad luck.

I'd do McDonalds first.
'ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:34, archived)