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# 'Honey, I'm home early... oh my!'

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# dirty bugger :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# i have a big bowl of porridge with golden syrup all over it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Cor!
Sounds lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# to be honest, I would just drink the golden syrup
how are you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# :D
Now too shabby at all!

Your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# dosed up on Co-codamol
so a bit high :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Sweet to the highness
die to the pain in my knees :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Oh well.
That is why god invented pain killers. You would be a lot sadder if you were me and couldn't take pain killers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I would probably just caused some pain some where else
to take the focus of off my knees.

It's been years since they have been this bad, think its the cold weather
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I think that is why my ankles are so bad too.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I have a well fired roll with bacon
I am all of the win
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# needs golden syrup
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Nope.
Needs Maple Syrup!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Who are you, Gallas
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *moans about the youngsters*
*gets sacked*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# and then says the same thing about the French squad
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# :D
That fucking idiot is costing me a fortune in Dream Team points
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I believe XLVII is absolutely kicking my arse
in Dream Team. I keep forgetting I actually have a team....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I have four slices of toast
2 with marmite
2 with nutella
And also a big cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# marmite on toast FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# That's a damn good idea.
I'm off to make tea:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I had some Chocolate Ready Brek.
I am keeping hunger locked up til lunch.


And a mug of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I had a glass of Galaxy Chocolate milk, it is the win :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I'm off to the shops in an hour, I shall have to get some :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# it is lovely
plus chocolate is very good for you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Would you like to be my doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# That comes from the doctors, it is science fact
ok, i will be your doctor
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Hooray :)
*divulges secret and intimate facts*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Can I be your doctor please?
*tells I Yam Bucket to get naked even though she only came in with earache*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I just eated a staek pie
it was average
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# This is my standard breakfast when I work earlies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha
fish wimminz with their sush out!

EDIT: I haz failed you b3ta! I had neither boiled heggles or a full English!
I instead popped across the for niggles as I feel like shite.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# You went across the road for a black man?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# his name was one the BNP list...
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# What's a black guy doing in the BNP?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Pah
Well after reading the thread down there *points* I shall have dippy egg and soldiers.
So that's 1-0 to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# boooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# You utter, utter bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I have just had a full English breakfast.
Something like this :



I'm now going to also have a boiled egg with soldiers, just to make up for your appalling oversight.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Want that, now, please
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Awesomeness!
Is their fried bread and black pudding in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# No and yes
It's just bread and butter, but there are fried slices of black pudding under the eggs. Or rather, there were.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Awesomeness!
Everyone knows a fried breakfast is not complete without Black or White Pudding!

But for future reference, for a better heart attack, have fried bread!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Raw black pudding is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# boil it, much better than frying it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# and jolly nice it is too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I'n not a bean in a fry up person.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hope that came with a defibrilator...
*is now hungry*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I like this
It's got a fish in it and i like fish.

Ok?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I breed goldfish
This is not how they do it. Perhaps I should see if this encourages them to spawn.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Shocker!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha!
splendid expression-matching
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# lol adultery
*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)