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# Then you're not a gayshifter:P
I@ve always been led to believe gayshifters and those in the Americas.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Well, what time is it there?
It's now 9pm here in Aus, so since there is much 'ning-ing on the board, I assumed it was daytime there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Argh, ignore last stupid 'didn't notice the time stamp' comment
sigh
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# It's about 3am on the East coast (I think)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# The girls there are well hip!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# That, and you're typing perfectly coherently using both cases
instead of mashing the keyboard with your saliva soaked fists whilst dryhumping your restraint chair.

Ie- best. gayshifter. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# *sobs*
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(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# psst!
*B3ta chick living on the same continent as you. Get in there my son!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# she's from queensland, we might be related.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Even better
You don't have to worry about introducing her to your family.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Nah, that only happens in Tasmania
Doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# yes, but the englanders aren't to know that, spread rumours!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Naughty boy!
BTW, it's a pretty big place - I'd love to know how many Aussies there are lurking. The ones already here are pure quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Naughty Girl!
Like the good Captain, I have lovely lady lumps.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Oops! Sorry, lovely lady
That'll teach me not to check profiles!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# *psssst*
Your car is GORGEOUS.
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Wow, thanks!
I love her to bits - She's a 1962 Compact Fairlane, and like a real girl, I've named her Fleur. She sits in the garage next to Floyd, and we hope one night they might mate and have cute little convertibles.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# :D
Bagsy the runt of the litter please. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Done! :)
I opted not to have kids, choosing instead a wild and carefree existence, where I can buy as many old cars as I like. I love the finned models the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# it's like a Shakespeare comedy in here
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# At least it's not like Crufts....
/probably nowhere near obscure
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Bells.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# bayin'... aaaaa aaaa aaaatt the moooooon
But not sniffing, thank goodness.
EDIT: ^ Bells? Oh dear, I think I've lost the scent and am barking up the wrong end of a different stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# i thought it was the blackadder episode bells,
based on the twelfth night, containing flashhart who keeps woofing. Although I've just remembered the line "god it's like crufts in here" comes from a later episode.

So I might be up the wrong creek without the paddle...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *is enlightened*
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# But with large comedy breasts
Like all the best functions.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# There's one lurking called the lamecamel.
TRANNY GIT!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# don't do that you dobber
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# You Sir, are a Prince among men
Coherence is my specialty, followed closely by grammatical purity. Most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Lady, princess, why thank you. :D
Now I really am going for a cigarette, as I'm still pissed off with the printer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# sorry about that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Captain amoungst Pirates?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Of course, that as well. Yarr etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Captain Wow is a Queen amongst Mice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# now now!
:D yay for antipodeian coherency ( K3bAb excepted of course)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I meant that's what most gayshifters are like.
ZOMG LOL CAPITAL LETTERS HIDE MY INADEQUACY!!!!111!1!111!1
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# and now we know why I type in lower case...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)