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# hand's up who's here
has the gayshift died? i know i don't get on here much late, is there no fun with rubbish anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:54, archived)
# been a slow week
not a lot of nonsensical bandwagons :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:55, archived)
# hello usa?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
# While I am not the official spokesperson of the USA
I will take it upon myself to say "Hello!"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# big respect to the usa massive
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Are you saying that the yanks are all fat fucks?
Well done that mongychops.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# it's funny because they're only slightly more obese than the scots
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)
# UNPOSSIBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:25, archived)
# MAYBE
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)
# fuck it,hold on,ill flip a coin
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)
# heads i go out and get laid
tails i kill myself
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)
# hey everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! british people have gross teeth!!!!!!
owned.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:26, archived)
# ROFL
yankee
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# wait a sec
i have awesome teeth... two rows of them
british and proud
(munzor in the jungle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)
# i'm british,and i have vampire fangs.
as long as you haven't got bad breath,i don't give a fuck what your teeth are like.
i have spoken.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:32, archived)
# is fire breathing bad breath
?
(munzor in the jungle, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:34, archived)
# no,that's sexy.
i'd date that.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:35, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:29, archived)
# hello.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:56, archived)
# hello oz
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:57, archived)
# and I like your sig.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
# hello eire
you fucked up chef night fella
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Christmas is always busy where I work
I'm sure normal service will resume soon.

That being said, a lot of the funny people seem to have left in the last couple of months.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 1:58, archived)
# really tom?
that's sad, late nights used to bring out the critters, or has the time shift changed? i must start being her more, see whats gone on
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Everyone's dead, dave
I need to be here a bit more but I fucked my internet at home and people seem to buy a lot of wine around christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# yes they domate, people love wine
i'm on my old laptop doing a late night drug fuelled evening, work tomorrow tho, you alright fella?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Yeah man, doing good.
sitting at work and watching everyone run around like mad fuckers. I'm "gathering material for a new training course".

How've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# yeah good mate, might try and get over next feb
come to sydney for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Nice one!
Let me know when you're on your way, I'll start soaking my nuts in rose water for you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Have a pea of the last thing I did, then

I just haven't been arsed to 'shop things, lately
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:02, archived)
# b3ta is blocked at work
so all I can see is a redex

I'm sure it's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:03, archived)
# dud e it toally is you have no idea how lovely it is and how much it is not goatse.cx
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# :(
It's a tea cosy on St. Paul's. A blue and white cosy. With a bobble on.
Seemed like a fine idea at the time.
Which was a while ago.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I HATE PEARS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 3:45, archived)
# you dropped this
FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 3:56, archived)
# No need to be rude :(
This is why I stopped coming here. You are all so rude :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:08, archived)
# sorry mate, let's start again
you dropped this
I LOVE HORSES, BEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:14, archived)
# I LOVE HORSES
BLESS YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:20, archived)
# which is the gayshift?
is that what is now? i hasnt the slightest of clues. i am here!!!!!! hell0!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# it was always 12 gmt
as you well know, you crack addict
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# so... like now?
when does it end? ever? I AM NOT A CRACKER ADDICT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Private Pants Party Time overtakes the gayshift at around 3am board time.
WE DID A SONG ABOUT IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# oh yes right i remember this happened right of course
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# typing in caps just makes you look like you need to score
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# It used to be a symbol of manliness
What the hell happened?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# its sort of like yoga, it used to be what all the strongest muscliest men did and all the cool people who loved the earth did and then it died like everything else evenually dies in this sad sick cruel world and it went out of style and there you have it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I do yoga on my wii fit
It told me off because I lost 2kg in a week.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:17, archived)
# fucking sweet!!! i am so proud of you.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:13, archived)
# this man is going to score! i do proclaim.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# this is literally the funniest thing i have ever seen
truth
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Ahahahabrain collapses
Best YT insult today:
you my friend are a fuckin idiot n rape snails. this video is a waste of time so 1 star for your gay ass.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:27, archived)
# I'm here.
I just don't have much to say lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:04, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:06, archived)
# well i'm glad you are both here
i'd hate to think the board was losing it's voice from the colonies
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# :O
dude! I thought you were dead
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:08, archived)
# HERE THEY IS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# it lives
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 3:58, archived)
# SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:11, archived)
# you
you


you

you fucking love it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:14, archived)
# you fat spastic, you never start threads on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:28, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:15, archived)
# YES
HELLO

ME

YES
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I've lost both my hands in a freak accident!
I am typing this with my
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I'm here
Where's the cheery tomato? Surely there's been enough in the news lately to inspire his reassurance.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:24, archived)
# 'allo from Bush Amerika!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:46, archived)
# There is not
there is no fun at all anymore.

Some people are doing cool stuff but generally we need some kind of amazing web enema to clear ourselves out, start feeling fresh again.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Web douche
for those times when the internet feels, you know, not so fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:00, archived)
# It's that time of year!
Now that i've resigned my job, I've got more time to spend on B3ta and pea roast!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 3:01, archived)
# alright dave
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Yeah
it's not been too healthy lately. A lot of the regulars, myself included, have not been able to spend as much time here for various reasons. The party atmosphere has kind of tapered off.
I'm not sure when I can get back to regular night-shifting but it will happen eventually. I reckon it only takes 3 or 4 regulars being around for a few nights to get the momentum going again. I hope I'm right, I miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 3:44, archived)
# OK NO REPLIES TO THIS SO YEAH AWW FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:21, archived)
# HOISTED BY YOUR OWN PETARD
www.b3ta.com/board/9004243
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 4:53, archived)
# AWWW FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Just don't know, man.
New weirdos help a little.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:00, archived)
# NO NO NO NEW PEOPLE JUST FUCK EVERYTHING UP
FUCKING NEW PEOPLE AND THEIR NEWNESS FUCK EM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 5:28, archived)