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# Santa meets Elvis = Santa's Elve's
I Know, I know, I've done bad by not relating the posts but can we , just for a few hours, create Elvis(s) as Santa's elves ?? Oh , I'll feck off and do somthing stupid with a Goblins Teas maid
(theelusive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# ... well, you got the "feck off" bit right...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# how about I insert ginger root into your anus?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# *Whinnies*
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# WASPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
as soon as I mention figging, up you turn like some kind of horse fleching Rolf Harris fetishist.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Rolf loves horse figging
best of all the animal hospitals
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# well that would keep you warm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Yeah good 'cos I hate my posts being on the top of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# 'checks FP'
not yet, hang in there
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# you need to be set on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Now, is he fucking the sheep, or trying to push it away but it won't take the hint?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# hahaha
he's gonna give himself heart attack
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# awww bless


also, in case the abuse you're receiving confuses you, start a new thread with a pic, post questions and such in an existing thread, board holds 15 threads you've shunted a stunning artwork into the archive, it's all in the faq's i suggest you peruse them. also it's bad form to hit delete, i know you're tempted, when you have witty replies.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# that's just too horny for my liking
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# hahaha-would. . .
......never never never:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# is this you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I like this
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I was about to toss off over a workmate
but I noticed there was a lot of cheese under my helmet and didn't want to spray her with it.

Then I realised that was hardly any worse than spunking in her face in the office, but by this time I'd shat myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# with sexy results
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# pic's or it didn't happen
and i don't want to see the ones you took last time neither
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# there's shit in my lens

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Are you really that fucking thick?
Almost two years and still not a clue? Does your mummy/carer know you have managed to get out of your special jacket and get access to the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# cunt
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# oh hai is this the designated spide in a top hat thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# fail
FAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# i'm confused...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# LALALALALALA
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:34, archived)