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[challenge entry] I'll be right here...

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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Hahah nicely done :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:24, archived)
# WINNAH!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# genius :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I often thought how big clangers were in relation to humans!!!
They're fucking huuuge!!

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:35, archived)
# You're thinking of Klingons!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Nah,
they're just pasty headed freaks!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Not to mention all the worst moments of Star Trek,
Worf: 'They cannot be trusted Captain, they have no honour, recommend firing at them now!'

Captain: 'You Klingons and your fucking honour shite, you're either boring us to death or killing people over it, shut the fuck up!'
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Someone on b3ta who also doesn't like star trek!!!
I am not alone!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I have to admit
I'm savagely indifferent about every incarnation of the show.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# ^this
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I could never watch it for more than a couple of minutes

Then I gave up about it altogether
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Ooh no, sorry, I likes the Star Trek, mainly Voyager's middle-late episodes,
I just hate every Klingon based episode. For some reason whenever the Star Trek writers try to get earnest or 'cultural' they do it REALLY fucking badly and earnestly with no humour whatso-feckin-ever and man they are so BORING!

See every Chakotay based episode too...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:00, archived)
# you sad sad geek
i refer you to the newsletter.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I refuse to look at the newsletter for a while,
in case anymore unexpected jar based injuries are involved...

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# what was the jar based injury?
i was refering to this btw:
www.befriendageek.com/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:10, archived)
# If you haven't seen it, think yourself lucky,
I'm still feeling it...

And I don't want befriending by the outside people, they might wanna come around and drink my whiskey or something! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I read that bloke who played chakotay was so pissed off with it all
he kept asking for more money in the hope of getting sacked

they kept giving him more money :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# This is apparently true, and if you've seen some of his scripts, completely understandable,
you need feckin danger money to do 'sci-fi' that involves you losing consciousness due to alien intervention, and then getting it inexplicably guided back into your body via your red indian 'medicine wheel' or whatever the fuck that insane attempt at mashing together pseudo science with religious spirituality bollocks was about, but he damned well should be paid well for sticking with that.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# So bad it's good?
No, just SOOOOOO bad!
www.jammersreviews.com/st-voy/s1/cathexis.php
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Half the crew would have been shot for insuborination under fire.
At least I would have done it...

"But Captain, what about their feelings?"
BANG
"Fire at will, replacement helmsman..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# lol, star wars!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# loffle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:05, archived)
# LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:46, archived)
# the fluffier looking the alien, the more deadly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# HA!
YAY! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:21, archived)
# cold dead killer's eyes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# lully
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# YAY!
click
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)