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# 'What's that Sooty? I'm a big racist?'


THIS IS THE NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Oh for fucks sake!
This is all really starting to piss me off now!

EDIT: How Rude, sorry! Woo to the picture :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Near the top
I just realised how shoddy the pic is. A real 5-minute job
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Arf! *sends to tabloids*
He's a messy eater, too. Look, he's leeked all over his jacket.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# FACT ME TILL I FART
"It emerged that Charles refers to his black friends as 'the nig-nogs', but only in a jovial way.."
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Racist?
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Add a 'welcome to Harlem' sign in the background.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Suti?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# LET'S ALL BE OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING WE THINK SOME PEOPLE MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT, BUT PROBABLY DON'T FIND OFFENSIVE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I second this motion..

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# SIR, I AM OFFENDED BY THIS SUGGESTION
Personally I think it just shows how out of touch these posh fuckers are
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# This^^^^
I have a black friend who calls me honkey. Does that make her racist? Of course fucking not!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Maybe it's a reference
to the way you honk when people tweak your bits?

*honk!* *honk!*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Wonder if blacks ever do 'white face'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# write to the Daily Mail.
you'll be immediately famous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# haha
I agree though. I just thought I'd make a funny picture of it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# oh, I know
my rant is directed at the media demanding everyone be offended by nicknames royals have for their mates, football chants, tv programmes etc. not at you.

Fucking ludicrous. It seems a tiny minority of people, no matter their race or gender or whatever, get offended by everything and complain about it. So a few complaints about a tv programme, in comparison to the millions who didn't complain, results in apologies and adjustments of guidelines.

Something not entirely right there.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# There was a Ladbrokes ad pulled
after ONE COMPLAINT...

www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/jan/07/ladbrokes-gambling-ad-banned-by-asa

The Advertising Standards Authority received one complaint that the TV ads portrayed gambling in a context of toughness and linked it to risk-taking and reckless behaviour. (sounds like gambling to me...)

So the answer is to complain about ANYTHING that you don't like.

It'll reach the point when EVERYTHING gets complained about and people will start to have some common fucking sense
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Cor, it's Political Correctness gorn mad!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# why pander to one person? or a tiny percentage of people trying to exert their own agenda or opinions on widespread right to freedom of expression?
Fuck them.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I think we should all start writing to Ofcom
every time we like something, or it really doesn;t offend us. I am sure that would help :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# The complaint probably came from a competitor anyway.
/works in online gaming industry blog or similar
(Lapin, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# made me chuckle
*ALOUD*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Ol' Duke of Edinburgh's been at it for years...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Haha
Was that a painting originally?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# No...
...it was someone's rather stunning 3D image I nicked ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# its a 3d model
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Is it me or are the meeja getting horridly and obviously repetitive these days?
- Prince Harry gets done for racism; lots of hunting around for further "Royals is racist" stories.

- Strickly Come Ice Star is corrupt; lots of stories of other, nearly, corruption.

- Baby P dies; stories about neglect and stuff poplier.

Or am I just good-looking, naive and gullible?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Who's this corrupt star?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I think its you.
at least on the these days part
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Oh FFS
My gay mate has an Indian friend and they call each other 'Nancy Boy' and 'Token' respectively and I know a black guy who insists folks call him 'nigger' 'cos he's into subjugation and gets off on it, but none of that is anyone else's business because PC-ism has NO place at all amongst mates and consenting adults, so I'm equally rather inclined to pronounce all this 'racist royals' malarky as just yet another tabloid non-story of facts taken out of context to sell newspapers to idiots who like moralising on stuff they have no control over nor understanding of.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I've noticed the last few years
this idea of people getting offended by/upset by stuff that doesn't affect them.

Knife crime is a good example: all the middle class folks in their gated communities who drive everywhere rather than wailk, getting upset that it's not safe to walk to streets.

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# ^this
With whistles, bells, and highly polished brass* knobs on.

*this post operates an equal opportunities policy. no alloys will be discriminated against on the basis of mixture or elemental origin
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)