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[challenge entry] Yarvul Herr Oberst

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
# The level of acceptable casual racism on /board is disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# What's this?
Pot calling the Kettle 'sooty'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Sickening, sickening racism
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:45, archived)
# yeah but its germans
not darkies
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Hate is hate my friend
Let all hold hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# talkboard slow this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# We need more /boarders on /talk
this is an open invitation to say hello and have a lovely chat, possibly about kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# No matter our differences in the past
/board and /talk share a sense of humour at least.
We should unite against the threat of /qotw
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# /qotw?
CANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Ah, but look...
...at the MOBO awards, if we had MOWO awards there would be an almighty uproar!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# SICKENING
www.b3ta.com/board/9086074
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I say more 'brilliant'
than sickening....

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# You are too kind!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# yays!
superb!
there are sooo many nominees but unfortunately only few win the grand prize of death by horsecock-in-throat-plus-gangrape*


*may involve my personal wishes for them
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# We are nowhere near as sophisticated as /talk
please teach us your ways, oh wise one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# disgusting *and* acceptable?
like being bummed by a carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# More of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I hear it goes great with Dark Green!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Bitte? Bitte?
I'm not bitter
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Hahahaha he is ace
Who does that remind me of?
Someone from the late 60s/early 70's? Kelly's Heroes?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Schultz from Phil Silvers?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Hogan's Heroes!
That was brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Yeah that one!
/Not too au fai with sixties US sitcoms!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# THASSIT!
*mwah*
That would have been bugging me all day. Now I can work in peace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Schultz?
That rings a bell but Phil Silvers doesn't.
It was a very long time ago and all I remember is that he looked like that and acted like a bit of a klutz.
*thinks harder*
I am almost sure his name WAS Schultz.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Hogan's heroes...aparently!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# *spang*
Of course!

I was going to say that but then I thought, nah, he wasnt in any tv show I can think of.

/wears dunces hat
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)
# it looks a tad like Henry's Cat if you ask me.....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)
# KLINK!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)
# bah - Blogspot is blocked
Access has been blocked because:
Prohibited by URL database (Web-Chat)

Management have deemed that access to this web page is inappropriate at this time. Please contact your supervisor if you feel that this is incorrect.


Dear supervisor, I wish to see a picture of Schultz from Hogan's Heroes. Of course it's work related you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# :D
Nings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Ningles XLVII
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# 'ning matey!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I bet he's a sout kraut.

/Ace Rimmer
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# haha
who ate all the bully beef?

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# If you put that in silhouette
It would look like Darth Vader.

Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:57, archived)
# It likes you, too
So, that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Howdie Bilbo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I read that as 'Herr Obst'
which really isn't the same thing at all.

Nicely, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Mornin' JP
Are you well sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# All kinds of good, sir
I have coffee and pastries, so all's well with the world. Your fine self?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Fine thank you sir...
...mmm, coffee AND pastries - be down in 10 ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I'll be frothing the milk for you, sir.
Goodness, that sounds like a very unwholesome euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# This is brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Brings a smile to my face
Which isn't that easy at the moment, so a hearty well done to you :)
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)