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[challenge entry] Trinoculars.

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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)
# HOEMTEIM
*grabs satchel*

nice shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Is it wrong that the first thing I thought about was sticking my dick in each of those holes?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# *Thinks*
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# You'll totally smudge the lenses, dude :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# But it would be so fun
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Yes.

NEXT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Why do ducks ejaculate everywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# equackulate?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# To make it look bigger?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I dunno... possibly
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Is your nickname
Short'n'wide?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# naaa
Only way we'd be able to see it.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I feel
you and I would get along well if we met.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# 0_0
he's got the tool, you've got the hole

/pet shop boys blog
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Im not going to stick my dick in you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)
# it's the 3rd eye I first thought of
followed by the brown eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Useless you say?
This kitty might disagree

clicky for linky

Its real, offa the news and stuff!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Put it way! Put it way!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# you off out?
get us a twix while your out will ya
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# aww
poor kitty
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Kittens are so two-faced.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# But if yer mate is a cylops,
you can share!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# You use two holes,
your mate,the cylops uses the middle one.
They only have one eye, usually in the centre of thier head.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# but both your heads would have to occupy the same space at the same time
Oh never mind!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# One looks then the other!!!
Silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# arf
good work!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)