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(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I Say!
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Ding
Dong!
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# You really are a bit of a corker, Princess...
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# you're an absolute shower!
;{)
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# YOU SIR
hello
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# G
ood Af
tern
oon
Si
r

Al
l
Wel
l?
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# fair to middling... it seems you softy southern types
have all the snow and we just got the sludge.

So - I made it into work :(
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I didn't even bother going in.
better coffee at home, anyway.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# yeah - gourmet shit :)
I don't do the coffee at work - it comes in urns and they never differentiate between a tea urn and a coffee urn until it gets to the point where it's grey liquid with a faint taste of both.

Urgh.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Sounds gastly.
We have these supposed 'bean to cup' machines that produce (as douglas adams once described) something that almost, but not quite, entirely unlike coffee.

Filthy crap, it is.

*makes another pot of freshly ground Sumatra Mandehling*
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# right
I'm off to the coffee shop across the road for a nice Illy Macchiato... mmmmmmmm - maybe I'll have some cake too.

... although if the BBC news is anything to go by I may as well lower my ambitions of crossing the street in these treacherous conditions and aim for something more manageable like scaling the north face of the Eiger
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# It's superb, isn't it?
Must happen in Norway every day.....

or, then again, maybe not.

;-)
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Mmmmm stripy zebra laydeee
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# JJ?
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Don't feed the yiff/don't-yiff trolls.
Pleeeeease...
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# yiff yiff
grrr meiow
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# heheheh
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Fine, well, don't say you weren't warned...
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Ooo Chasm City, anyone?
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# O_o
*drops monocle*

EDIT actually, if we're in a stripey woman frame of mind, have a piece of this...

(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# ooh
that's rather special
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Ta
I've had a go at repeating the effect with other people, but for some reason it only seems to work with Debbie Harry.

Go figure. Still, there is worse subject matter to work on I guess.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Have you tried early pics of Anastacia?
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Ooooh, I like that.
and indeed her (in that era, obviously).
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Blondie?
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Not all of them, just the Debster
:)
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Ooooh, two nipples for the price of one!
I like how this Ting-Tings bird looks just like young Debbie Harry.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# That had not struck me till you mentioned it.
but you're right.

And it's a good album as well.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# This would be lovely animated
I mean it's lovely now of course, but animated would be the stripey win!
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# ;-)
animated in the flat, right now
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# christ no
rotoscoping does my brain in, and i'm RUBBSIH

(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# she wsa the only reason to watch that movie.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Heresy!
Gary Oldman ftmfw!
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# you seem to be missing the point
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Oh no I very much get that point
It's just that there are other good reasons to see that movie - not least of which is Gary Oldman's uber-camp bad guy performance.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# ubercamp?? If i liked ubercamp i'd fwap over mr humpries.
SEE MILLA'S NIPPLES??? THAT IS WHY ONE WATCHES THE FIFTH ELEMENT.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# agreed, mildly amusing but visually awful
except for that costume
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# i like it
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Hmmm. There were other reasons. Tricky's bad acting was quite fun.
Also : Do not see 'Taken' with Liam Neeson. It was written by Luc Besson, but is absolute tosh.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# MUL-TI-PASS
multipass :D
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# coooornneeeeelililililililioooooos!
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# *drops monocles*
goodness me
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Crikey!
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Very stylish and tasty.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Hmmm, tasty!
Is it safe to cross her?
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# So long as you are not flashing, yes.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Stripy nip!
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# * Resists the urge to draw his third CDC of the day!
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Lummy!
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# ZEBRARSE
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# with just a hint of nipple
.. I'm glad that's in my auto complete now
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Oh Matron!
Quality
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Ooh very nice.
Which filter was that again? ;-)
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Am I allowed to cross her?
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# nicely
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Sexy pyjamams!



(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# zebra slut honk honk
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# ooo
lully
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ive never been aroused
by a zebra but heres my horn
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Nice.
*click*
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)