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[challenge entry] Oh alright then.

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(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Dear Santa

I would like some horse legs for Easter.

love,
mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# horse eggs?
i don't recomend eating them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy lurking on listopia instead, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I once had a bad horse egg omelet, it made me sick

or maybe it was the mayonaise I put on it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Silly
Horsies don't lay eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Then I possibly just put some horse spunk in a frying pan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# happens to everyone at some stage i suppose
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I know of at least three other cases
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# and I would like the remaining cadavers please
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Everybody WINS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# i have a photo somewhere of me fucking a dead horse
here, and even though it's dead, i'm giving it a reach around
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy lurking on listopia instead, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I have the complete set in my special files

/edit: OMIGOD that's some awful masonry!

/editedit: why aren't your slaves allowed to join in?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# it's a set
so it's plaster of paris
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy lurking on listopia instead, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# i need to see an uncropped version of that
to wank over see the expressions of the two guys in the background

o.O
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# they were just saying
'hurry up' and 'me next'

actually, that was in morocco, a moderate muslim country, the crowd was mixed and i don't think they were particularly impressed.

it wasn't a real horse though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy lurking on listopia instead, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# i liked morocco but i can't imagine i'll ever go back
i felt like someone on a grand sneer. and the smell of the tanners yard is the worst thing to have ever assailed my nostils
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# i was in ouzarzate
which is a shit-hole full of scum

i deliberately didn't visit marrakesch because i'm not a people person

i don't intend ever going back to north africa
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy lurking on listopia instead, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*saves
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# *scores off the rebound*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy lurking on listopia instead, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I've just come.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Dear Mediocre,
Your wish shall be granted at the ball at the palace (wear suitable shoes it will be wet).

love,
kingsuperspecial
(Santa's envoy on Earth)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I will see to aquiring some wellies then

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# So, what's all this nonsense about the House of Lords cards then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Special double-challenge!
www.b3ta.com/challenge/houseoflords/
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Ooo, interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# two compos
www.b3ta.com/challenge/

innit?

(well three technically with icon challenge)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I liek the case of cash, nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I fear I have missed something
are you causing petty terrorism yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# No terrorism intended.
Other challenge. Confusing this, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Suitcase full of cash
Love it.

I am more of a "brown envelope stuffed with euros passed under a service-station table" kinda guy.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)