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# Broon takes Jezza for a spin in a reasonably priced car


What Jezza's done now
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Tosser.
Clarkson, I mean, not you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)
# oh Jeremy you are funny
how about I call you a bigoted right wing cunt? Oh yes you'd probably revel in that wouldn't you..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Yes,
but Gordon Brown is an idiot. You can't fault him for saying that.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# and
he does only have one working eye. It's an observation, rather than an insult.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Quite right.

I'm not sure that even Gordon's biggest admirer would be able to put forward a convincing argument against him being an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Unless they had lots of photos of him
not being an idiot, then we'd all be stumped.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# seems to me the problem is he used the word 'scottish'
Would all these MPs have come out moaning if he'd just said Brown was an idiot?

I think not
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# As a Scot married to a one-eyed man who can occasionally be an idiot
I am not offended.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# As a Scot who used to work with a one- eyed man who also liked to be an idiot, I concur.
You're not my ex comedy partner's wife are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# *pokes own eye out*
there that was idiotic...now will someone marry me?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# He's a lot of things
but he's not an idiot, the guy has a double-first in Economics from Oxford.

What gets on my nerves about fucking Clarkson is that he tries to present himself as 'the voice of the people' or something, when he's just an ill-informed reactionary muppet.

I always try to not view the general public in that light. I really try.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I really do hate the man
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Why?
He obviously tries to court controversy, but why would you hate him when there are people like Chris Moyles around. You know; the type of people you should spend all your leisure time hating in a thorough and proper manner.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Clarkson's one of those people
I call the "recreational right". People who make a concerted effort to be contrarian
to any reasonable considered adult opinion, in the notion they're serving a public
good to speak for the silent majority. See also Richard Littlejohnson.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# they may not be doing it to speak for the silent majority
some people do that sort of thing because they think it's funny.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)
# He's got a column in teh papers.
He's a spunkbubble.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# mainly because of his belief that the world revolves around him
and that animals have been put on this planet for him to kill
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# The triumph of ignorance over stupidity.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Yet if you read his books
He's a conservationist and maintains a great deal of land on which endangered species live.

The boorish TV and newspaper column persona is just that.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# ever met him?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# yes,
I found him to be as ignorant and obnoxious as he appears on television
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# hahaha ok!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Sounds like
a statement of fact, if you ask me, and I'm a scotsman.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:04, archived)
# I don't get it
He's an idiot and he's scottish.

Where's the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# JC has got really tight jeans
and pubic hair on his head. Everybody hates him for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# He's still better than Littlejohn
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# ^ and Gaunt
/morning all
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Guanty is a twat
but he's an intelligent twat.

He makes good arguments, rather than just hate filled bile, I just hate his politics
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I like him on Top Gear

other than that he should shut the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# He's also singularly responsible
For the faux-dramatic vocal inflection that is
now mandatory for any trailer on Radio 1 or 6 Music.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Speaking the truth should not be a crime!
Brown is an idiot and golliwogs are golliwogs!

* Political Correctness - My Arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# TOO BROWN!!! I DON'T LIKE THE FONT!! GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
# haha i saw that yesterday when he did it.
it seems like a fairly reasonable opinion, what's wrong with that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)