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# Poor Phil and co, now who will the rich people buy houses from?


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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# and this year it's all about Repossession, Repossession, Repossession
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# *pitches idea to channel 4*

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Has Phil shrewdly started up a new Bailiff service?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# fucking hope not!
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
# The bastards won't even give me a mortgage
despite the fact I have about the safest job in the world right now
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Repo man?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:18, archived)
# whore?
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I'd rather not
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:19, archived)
# safe manufacturer

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Do you have the trademark for the abominable phrase
"Credit crunch" and plan on suing the irritating amount of people using the phrase?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I would prefer a time machine
Go back 18 months and shoot the fucker that first coined the phrase...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Head of a bank that's losing 12bn a year?
I hear they are pretty safe and even if they get the chop they can look forward to hefty pensions ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# it does seem to be counter intuitive to stop people getting mortages and increasing the bank's profits
fishmongers do not prevent you buying fish with impossible sales conditions. they sell you a fucking fish.

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Stopping lending stops giving away money you don't have
Stopping selling fish (which you do have) is different in that you're selling fish you have, as opposed to fish you claim to have but can't give because you don't actually have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)
# but not selling fish makes fishmonger go out of business
-oh, i see. banks are just like fishmongers after all.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Bingo
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# The banks do not have any money to lend to you.
they pissed it all up the wall and or lost it on other bets. Mostly giving all the money away to cunts wanting 17times their income for a bedsit somewhere.

They can't borrow the money from other banks, cos no fucker thinks the other fucker will be about in 3 months to pay them back.

The credit crunch is also fucked by a big world recession. So I'm not going to lend X cash to you cos if you can't pay it back the house will only be worth 1/2 X.

All in all its fucked.

i'm not going to lend you any money to buy fish either. Your fish selling business is a risk too far. No one has any more to buy fish. You'll not be able to sell fish for a profit and the world fish value will have to drop. So even if you sell 100% of fish, you'll only be able to pay back 70% of the fish loan.
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:23, archived)
# hahahahah, brilliant :D

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I'd really like to stick my cock in Kirsty Allsop's mouth
if only to shut her up for 5 minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# me too
but not at the same time, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:30, archived)
# OK, you take the mouth
I'll take the arse, then we swap after 5 mins, k?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)
# yep, that'll work.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# It's only gay if our balls touch
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Hehe
That gives me a nsfw idea. I might tone it down totally though.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:32, archived)