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# I've always wanted to do this for real*

*may not be true
NSFW Version
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Would!
edit: before clickage!
should be nsfw! ah right
my bad!
too much wine!
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# yeeeeuuuarrrghhhh!
she has a small willy!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)
# Rock out!
The crazy Greek guy with a radio show is back again.

whrb.org/streams/whrb2.m3u
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)
# We all would
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# something for everyone
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)
# something for
anyone everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)
# sorry vice versa!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)
#
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't.
(Tony Macaroni hello, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 3:15, archived)
# I reckon I'd take a blow but otherwise... nah.
Remings me of a lovely story, think it may have been someone's QotW where they related being drunk and stoned in amsterdam and picking up a girl, getting a blow then going at it hammer and tongs and then telling her to roll over for the finale. She says "you sure?" and he's too stoned to figure out what's going on until it's too late then he finds out it's a bloke and after a moment decides to just roll him back over and finish the deed!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 3:23, archived)
# oh yeah oh yeah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)
# All our operators are busy. Please refresh this page in five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)
# I'm in a commercial
I am the guy in the red jacket with a grey jeff cap kissing an impossibly tall hipster before the camera pans to three little girls kissing each other.

www.gophila.com/C/U/Feel_the_Love_Video/3109.html
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# I HEARD EVERYONE IN PHILADELPHIA HAS AIDS, IS THAT TRUE?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 2:55, archived)
# Guess I won't be eating soft cheese anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)
# no eating is ok!
just don't bathe in it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 3:08, archived)
# was he in the navy?
or did he just like the uniform?

edit: you wrote "little girls kissing"
you'll have the paedo squad all over us!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 2:55, archived)
# I googled 'little girls kissing' and I found this place.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 3:12, archived)
# oh no you di'nt
please tell me you didn't.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 3:15, archived)
# "Come to Philadelphia, City of Saliva-Transmissible Diseases"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)
# I like the guy making out by himself
also the cop with the fireman
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Cops hate firemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 3:19, archived)
# It was a construction worker and he's actually a really good friend of mine
he was the one who woke me up at 12 to come down and do this shit.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)
# glad somebody could be arsed to screenshot that
gives my previous post some meaning
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)
# i have now lost any possible urge i may once have had to visit philadelphia
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)
# But our historical figures FUCKING NECK IN PUBLIC
that's BETSY ROSS and BEN FRANKLIN making out in the last shot.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:32, archived)
# it won't load here but i saw the screencap.
i hope you made moneys.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)
# No
I think I can make loves with the girl but I need to man up. We met on the set through mutual friends. I was originally going to be giving a homeless guy who showed up a hug but he shot me down. So cute hipster girl asked me to be her partner.

We were also were asked to lie to on of the local papers to make it seem like we made a love connection on the set but the reporter couldn't care less and reported the story in way that didn't make any sense.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 4:26, archived)
# must...resist...urge...to
shit. pressed the link. can not un see
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 2:53, archived)
# It's art
You can get away with all kinds of crap when it's in the name of art.
Do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 2:55, archived)