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# Phwooar, I'd spread butter all over her.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Mmmm crumpets
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# technically
that is a whole crumpet
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# assumption!
for this crumpet is only 2d!
*polishes teeth marks out of monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Yeah, take THAT.
Hmm.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Crumpets with marmite on them, yums :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Add some philedelphia to it and you have the food of gods!
(insert bad tom hanks film joke here)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# philedelphia is cum mixed with pus
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# remind me not to use food from ur cupboards...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# that is how they make it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# ...
obvious strike through gag :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:41, archived)
# will do
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I've never had a crumpet!.Ever!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I might say then, "you have never lived"
but I don't think they are all that important in the overall scheme of things...
Muffins however...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaahhhhahhhahh!
 
that song always unnerved me for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# are you allergic to bread?
wheat or gluten or something?
you crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# You're missing out.
They're perfectly designed to soak up about half a block of butter.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I had a really bad dream
it lasted 20 years, 7 months... etc
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear oh dear
You have been deprived :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# WHAT?!
remedy this immediately
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# It's only a bread product!!!!!!
CALM DOWN B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# You have unleashed the unholy fury of the Crumpet Squad
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# YAY A LITTLE BADGE
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:49, archived)
# But, but.... crumpets!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# get out
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now
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# KING of all bread products!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I haven't had a crumpet in years
and my yet skin still shines, it's all tall walls for dumb horses.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# i'm so hungry for a crumpet (or two) now
:(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)