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# Kyyyyyyyyyyle.


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Anyone want to contribute? A friend wants to make a full deck.
Categories are open to suggestion & do not neccesarily need to be consistent (if comedy value outweighs consistency).

Looking for suggestions for categories, mainly, but if you want to crack open photoshop, then please do - but it must contain image of genuine guest on the show (or at least someone who looks like they might be). Feel free to give them ridiculous names, and subtle shoppage if the mood takes you.

Blank card below for anyone who fancies a go.
Click here for customisable blank
EDIT - the font I used on this 'example' is Kaggish.
DOUBLE EDIT - Yes, I know it should be 'wives'. I am an idiot, and this is a mistake born of rush-job.
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# you're not wrong there..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# "Wives"
edit: Are you sure you got his crack habit score right? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# balls.
Yes, you're quite right.
This is only an "example" card, though - so that's my excuse.
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# either that
or he's missing an apostrophe... either way it's a egregious error
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Dixon's right.
It should definitely be "wives". I am a twat.
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Ooh yeah
Subject: Pain on sound of voice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Haha
This is very good.

Though I think the punchability category might be a bit redundant.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# It looks like he has Feldman's eyes
Anyway have this and I'm off to bed. 'Night B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Night BA
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# g'nite
*tucks in*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# At least let him get to sleep before you start eating him
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# nn
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# sweet dreams jelly bean
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Marty always makes me smile


nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# GET YOUR ASS TO MART
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# This is *so* perfect....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Wouldn't it be better to have a deck of all the hosts of these shows?
I doubt many people here watch the JK show, and even if they do, there won't be any characters memorable enough to put into card format.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# But we can all make crass assumptions
and be really judgemental about who guests on it without actually having watched it.

Which is what B3ta is all about
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# There's nothing I enjoy more than mocking the less well off
LOL YOUR LIFE FELL APART AND YOU'RE POOR LOL

Oooh, I'm also a fan of rabbling in an ill-informed and self-righteous manner. "Get a jerrrrrrrrb you sponge".

(Excuse my bad mood, I'm tired, bored and feeling really petty)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Then this is the *perfect* place to be....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# nope..tell the lazy git to do it himself

can't wait for the board to fill up with another shite meme
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Don't have to
'shop 'em if you don't want.

Categories & general suggestions would be fine.
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# nope..do it yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# What font did you use? (so they all look more or less the same)
And it might be a good idea if they all got posted here ( in this thread)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# it was
a free font called "Kaggish" I think.
Post where e'r you all feel appropriate.
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *rummages*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I always love this.
Who did the one with the colours that was FD'd?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# ther ya go


*pretends there's no Kyle logo*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# He's got one ex-wife...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# That's very true.
Forgot that. It's wasn't a real marrage though as she knew he was gay. It's was for his 'public image'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# he's got an ex wife
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Nice!
Good work.
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# :D
One of my favouritist posts evah.
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# This was a challenge topic a year or two ago
Spaz back and you will see tons of them.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# ^ oh yea so it was

remembers top kittinz :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# *requires proof*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# *proofs with SCIENCE*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# you mean this?
www.b3ta.com/challenge/toptrumps/

Not Kyle Specific, though...
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# yea SCIENCE!
I have made a point on not watching any of his shows since before he even braodcast.
I got a poster trying to get an audience at work.

/meassured/weighed/found wanting blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Bloody hell
What do you want? Jam on it?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# mofafa did it, them am lully
www.mofaha.com/topkittins1.asp

www.mofaha.com/topkittins2.asp
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Hahah yes
Fluffey 10
Naawty 3
Lully 10
Gentil 9
Mentil 4
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)