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# ...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# :D
That has a nice ring to it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# why is sex like a bank account?
cos I'm not allowed to have either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Cos they charge you regardless
of the size of the deposit?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# You lose interest when you go into the red
Oh no, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Because its always with a black man called howard?
Or is that just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Pfft

/edit: what the shit?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Early withdrawal is discouraged from both of them
I spent ages thinking that up
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Shopped only please!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# arf!
So it turns out the private sector isn't private after all, apparently we underwrite it
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# don't worry
we don't get to keep the profit

so everything is fine
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# true, this will eventually turn quite a tidy profit
but it's going to cost shitloads in the meantime

And besides, it's the principle of the thing - The cunt sunk his bank (while Gordon was telling the FSA to go easy on them) and swans off with a pension of £680k a year.. Alistair 'cunt' Darling's reaction is to ask nicely if he wouldn't mind taking the money after all.

All this but not a fucking penny to help Royal Mail

*rages*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# well, you see, they live in a different reality
to them, we are nothing

we are beneath them

and are too stupid to understand how important they are

basically, that's what it's about
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# how long
do you think it will be before he gets robbed. I'd love to be the copper called to that one.

"Someone stole lots of money you say?"
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I'm starting to worry about my private parts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# have you tried rubbing them?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# that was probably what caused it
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# No, but other people have
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Top stuff.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha! i like this!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hohoho!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)