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[challenge entry] Seams.... like a viable programme idea

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(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# please make the text
a bit smaller. i can still see some letters!!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# haha
is the answer d: An elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# wow
that poor woman :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# she deserves all she gets from that level of stupidity
she must have got through Fastest Finger First by simply having the DTs and hitting the buttons randomly

EDIT: bollocks apparently: www.snopes.com/radiotv/gameshows/millionaire.asp - fucking internet!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# mindpiss! I was about to post this
www.hoax-slayer.com/elephant-moon-quiz-question.shtml

next thing you know, we'll believe that Mercury is poisoning our children.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Pfft
thats thilly, how can a planet poisen children?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
5.1/4" floppies. Actually these days I could just go hahaha floppies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# That's what your <generic female relative> said
Wait, no, she didn't...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# actually, I was working at a manufacturer about 10 years ago
A person from another plant in Germany was visiting our plant in the USA, he needed to transfer some files to another PC and was asking for a 'stiffy' -- must have been a way to differentiate from the floppy, but he didn't realize what it would translate to in slang
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# And meanwhile, the American staff were all sitting on their fannies
and commenting how the spirited German chap was full of spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# indeed, arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# i dont geddit :P
b3ta.com/board/9251773
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I still have a (working) computer that runs 3.11!
It's an ancient laptop that I don't have the heart to dispose of...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I have the same, but on a dell Pentium II PC :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Pentium II?
you were lucky! etc
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha 3.11!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# The fact that Estate Agents are bottom of the list
Proves the requirement to *click*

/fucking Foxtons blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# do they still drive round in those cunty little cars?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# They do indeed.
At least it makes them a clearer target for the Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# 2 Foxtons Agents were Killed in an IED Attack yesterday
A Police spokesman was quoted as saying "That they really should use better camouflage"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
Rather than shooting Brazilian Electricians for no good reason, eh?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I work in an estate agents
Only part time mind you to fund uni. I hate most of the lying, shiny suited, fat tie knotted idiots who work for the company.

Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I was in no way tarring you with the same brush.
Long may you hold them in contempt, it shows your quality, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Thank you!
At least when I do come to buy a house I know what to expect of them!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# its either woo or yay
can I phone a friend?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# can I get a whip round from the audience, please Chris?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I like the way Woolworths is above Estate Agent ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# What a strange hierarchy!
I've worked for Rolls Royce (sorta kinda) and I definitely wouldn't want to be a Footballer

Edit: I do want a job though. Yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# who wants to use a question mark?
I'm in a right Grammar-Nazi mood today.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# punctuation
not grammar, dear
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# haha
Pwnd indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Ooo kinda challenging
Given that Kristy Swanson played Buffy in the original movie...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)