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# mmmmmmmm yes
that really would be so tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# No it would not!
What is wrong with you people? When will you all realise that Battenburg is an abomination!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# *nails to cross*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I'm indifferent to it.
but, deep-fried battenburg, fucking yes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# for a start let's not go around making inflamatory remarks that are likely to land some of us in trouble with the authorities
secondly - you're clearly a piss soaked dribbling mental case if you truly believe what you just said... and probably a peado too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*scarpers*

But seriously, why ruin awesomeness like pink and yellow sponge with evil marzipan?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# hmmm
Marzipan is nice... I think we should all just learn to get a long like they do at Stormont

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# See here:
b3ta.com/board/9264391

I can just about deal with Marzipan, but together they can get fucked!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I've said it before, I'll say it again
Arse Cake of the Devil. The Marzipan permeates through all that once lovely sponge
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# You have always been my favourite b3tan
Young Archibald!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffft... *young*
you can stay
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Well it's all relative isn't it.
You are young compared to grandads like Pasa and Stan ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# 'Arse Cake of the Devil'
I'm going to have to find some way of working this phrase into my up-coming meeting.

Superb, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# i like it
but after 1 slice, i want to throw up. its too sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Change that tone,
otherwise I'll send mourinho round to punch you in the face
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Arf!
But seriously, what is the fucking point of it?

If you want Sponge, have sponge. If you want marzipan, have marzipan! Don't mix the two!

It would be like going to the Kebab shop and asking for a half pounder but having one burger meaty and the other one vegetarian. It is just wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# No, its like going to a kebab shop
and having a burger and a kebab, you dont know which one you want, so you have both.
As they are both most awesomeness
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I think you're misunderstanding the concept
of adding ingredients together to make something better than the sum of it's parts. Sponge is dull, marzipan to too sweet... add them together! magic happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I disagree.
I only ever eat one ingredient at a time.

Last night, I had a cake. However, I ate it over the space of an hour or two as I had a bowl of flour, then a bowl of caster sugar, then a couple of eggs, a chunk of butter and then some icing sugar. I washed it all down at the end with a glass of water.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I would like to see you eat a bowl of flour on its own
Without any water
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I shall do it at the London Bash!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Shame I shall not be there
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# exactly.
teabags taste very dry and crunchy on their own, and hot water is just boring. Add them together, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)