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# inspired by Boff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# mmmmmmmm yes
that really would be so tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# No it would not!
What is wrong with you people? When will you all realise that Battenburg is an abomination!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# *nails to cross*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I'm indifferent to it.
but, deep-fried battenburg, fucking yes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# for a start let's not go around making inflamatory remarks that are likely to land some of us in trouble with the authorities
secondly - you're clearly a piss soaked dribbling mental case if you truly believe what you just said... and probably a peado too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*scarpers*

But seriously, why ruin awesomeness like pink and yellow sponge with evil marzipan?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# hmmm
Marzipan is nice... I think we should all just learn to get a long like they do at Stormont

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# See here:
b3ta.com/board/9264391

I can just about deal with Marzipan, but together they can get fucked!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I've said it before, I'll say it again
Arse Cake of the Devil. The Marzipan permeates through all that once lovely sponge
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# You have always been my favourite b3tan
Young Archibald!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffft... *young*
you can stay
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Well it's all relative isn't it.
You are young compared to grandads like Pasa and Stan ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# 'Arse Cake of the Devil'
I'm going to have to find some way of working this phrase into my up-coming meeting.

Superb, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# i like it
but after 1 slice, i want to throw up. its too sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Change that tone,
otherwise I'll send mourinho round to punch you in the face
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Arf!
But seriously, what is the fucking point of it?

If you want Sponge, have sponge. If you want marzipan, have marzipan! Don't mix the two!

It would be like going to the Kebab shop and asking for a half pounder but having one burger meaty and the other one vegetarian. It is just wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# No, its like going to a kebab shop
and having a burger and a kebab, you dont know which one you want, so you have both.
As they are both most awesomeness
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I think you're misunderstanding the concept
of adding ingredients together to make something better than the sum of it's parts. Sponge is dull, marzipan to too sweet... add them together! magic happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I disagree.
I only ever eat one ingredient at a time.

Last night, I had a cake. However, I ate it over the space of an hour or two as I had a bowl of flour, then a bowl of caster sugar, then a couple of eggs, a chunk of butter and then some icing sugar. I washed it all down at the end with a glass of water.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I would like to see you eat a bowl of flour on its own
Without any water
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I shall do it at the London Bash!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Shame I shall not be there
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# exactly.
teabags taste very dry and crunchy on their own, and hot water is just boring. Add them together, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# well I'd eat it :D
wooooooo for battenburg!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# NO....!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# twelvety for me
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# mmmmmmm greasicles!
LETTUCE? IN MY BATTENBURGER??? I doh fink soh!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# *considers*
...what the hell,you only live once NYOMS
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# deep batten freiburger?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# yes!
a quarter pound battenburger with cheese, please.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# with extra onion and pickle?
and bacon?

well it is your b3rthday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# yes, and yes.
...but to avoid your veggie wrath, I'll skip the bacon. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# NOTHING GOOD HAPPENED ON YOUR B3TA DAY
you are EVIL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# But it isn't over yet...
wait and see!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# fair enough
click your candle if you don't know what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Oh Christ...
I never knew it did that. How depressing! I've got a shit b3taday. Wah!

Edit: Macca seeems happy enough, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# HA!
Battenburg is always win! :D

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# WTF!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha!
knitted hattenburg!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# And a snack when hungry!
Tho seagulls may be a problem...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Ha ha! It gets everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Liquorice Allsorts: The prime abomination of the confectionery world
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# You sir, are a man of unimpeachable taste!
However, the knobbly things can stay!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# what IS liquorice? other than a compressed form of satans faeces?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# It's man's confectionery. You two ladies stick to your fondant fancies.
*mainlines Pontefract cakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# diablofeco - nice ring to it
proper liquorice is lovely. and the only sweet the kids dont nick in the house
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# It is a cure for asthma
according to The Goat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# cream, do indeed, rock!
one of the best 3 pieces EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# deep fried battenburger, dunked in my tea :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I have a smashing idea involving said cake
But it may not come to fruition for a good month or so
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# fermented battenburg?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Nope, check back when I get my final installment of student loan :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# :)
I didn't think it would be... was just riffing on you taking a month to get it going... I was implying that perhaps you were keeping battenburg in a vat with yeast, water and sugar and seeing what happened.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# and mercury... Don't forget the mercury
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# and aspartame!!!!!!!11111
also, in case you missed it, I had another quick go at deesian art while I was lunching
www.b3ta.com/board/9263731
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# oh my, that's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# ta! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I would at least attempt to drink battenberg flavoured beverage
I think it would be sickly after a mouthful tho.

(I did get what you meant though)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I would like to think it would be chequered liquid.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Oh my, that would be amazing
But probably quite hard to implement.

They can do shots of different layers, but maybe not with a vertical seperation, maybe some sort of partition in the glass may be needed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# McEvil Incarnate
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# mmmmmmm
I want one NOW

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# We were going to cook a meat and chicken pie in the shape of battenburg.
Until we found out that no one would eat it. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# ich bin battenburger!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# awesome as usual
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)