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# Hello the colouring in nerds.
As you're all well aware, /talk is being shut down so we're all coming over here.
First rule of the re-taking of /board in the name of JMG will be the addition of GMoS to most of your pictures.

I trust you'll all get yourselves very excited at this news.



Please stand for the JMG National Anthem.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# How does it go?
Imposingly resonant, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# It's kind of a freestyle rap full of swearing.
The bass is a collaboration of punching sounds made against a child's face.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# second
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Pretend I'm a girl.
It'll genuinely make massive inroads.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# are you ready for the probable invasion?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# He's always ready for probing invasion.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# *Topless hugs*
*Sockless tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# *fist bonks*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I trust you're well and all that.
I myself have made an excellent financial gain in the past hour.
I invite you to my next samba party.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# i was born ready



"i'm not asking if you were born ready, i'm asking if you're ready now"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# And you have a tail to put between your legs to return with?:P
No. That just sounds rude.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
#


Second rule of retaking the /board in the name of JMG. Post by yourself as everyone has him on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# That sketch gave me cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I can see things have taken a 4chan turn since I left. But that's OK.
The fun times can return with a bit of force and talent.


JMG's on ignore.
This shouldn't anger the easily upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# This is not a desk
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# /\ THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I have noticed you these past few days
and believe you are suffering from low self-esteem.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Exactly.
That's the only reason plausible using internet logic.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# It's funny how the supposed closure of /talk falls so close to April the first.
HMMM. I WONDER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# YOU'VE RUINED IT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# OH NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# YET THE JOKE IS ON US!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# It's on the 28th of March.
Come on.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# No, JMG, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# It doesn't as count an April Fool unless it's between midnight and midday on April 1st.
Not, "at any time in the months surrounding April". That would be a plain old jest.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# They'll shut /talk for a few days, then reopen it on April 1st with pink text and a blue background. Everyone will laugh. It'll be amazing. I'll shit myself.
HAPPY?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Only if there's going to be jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Quik Save for Jay Em Gee
Not fat as you will see...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# *PUNCHES THE SKY*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# That's your TV fucked then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# High Definition Submission.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# *some oh so hilarious retaliatory comment*
what is this talk/board thing that you talk people keep banging on about.... about?

I've not seen people on here talk about talk except when you pop up saying /board are wankers, /talk are ace, look at me, look at me.

Its a weird think to try and keep going. Do you not have other talents that you could be using your energy on?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck
Toasty. I've got your back.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Hold your horses. Here's Cagney and Lacey.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# When have I said board are wankers?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# This is TERRIBLE internet.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# it was an example of a derogatory comment that talk people seem to come over here to post
This time you chose "you colouring in nerds"

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I call them fat loners.
I call QOTW users liars.

Why can't people accept a bit of banter on here?!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# banter is fine
it's just people trying to make out that there is a divide between the boards that I find very strange.

Almost like they want to upset and annoy people, which surely can't be the case as that would only highlight their own shortcomings.

But enough of that, I'm off out, bye, have a nice evening.
Oh, and is talk really being shut down or is it a joke? it seems a bit of an ill conceived thing to do as all the talk people will have to sift through loads of terrible CDCs and stuff to find conversations now.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I've always been a merge b3ta man.
Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I'm just hoping the powers that be
expand the size of the Ignore list to cope.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Hahaha
As far as I can tell, I will only be adding one more to my list.
The /talk people seem to be 99.9% good eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Think of it as a creche for those who failed the entry exam to the cabbage patch:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# how do you not bore yourself with all this
or is it a genuine mental health issue?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I think I may beat you to the ignore button with this specimen
In fact, I am astounded you haven't done so yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Listen internet nobody. I'm incredibly popular with your cyber friends.
So if I can achieve such greatness without attending b4sh3s or woo yaying all the teenage girl's pictures possible, I'd say I'm doing a very good job of socially being accepted.
On your internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# oh the latter then?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Have you just resorted to typing your favourite words so as to get the last reply in?
:(
Come on internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# You're playing into his hands right now, you do realise?
He thrives on this stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# This one time I lived in moist soil in the sun. I flourished.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# For futher offline upset.
Imagine me bouncing up and down as my seat as I read these.
Go on. Imagine that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# You're like a lava lamp. I enjoy this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I'm not upset, I'm quite amused that while they're all throwing abuse at you
they're making this one of the most replied to threads on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Oh I know.
I've been around longer than JMG and I recall the times when he'd be lucky to get anything other than a 'fuck off' as a response as he was greatly annoying and quite despised.
Going to talk was the only thing he could do to re-invent himself. Sadly he's just reverted to his old ways and sits there, erect at all the attention he can garner by typing words at strangers.
I don't mind giving him a hard on with a reply now and again because it is infrequent. Should he offend my eyes daily he can join that huge list I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# User 47,549 there. Telling us how it was, and how it IS.
*Folds arms. Gangster style.*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Don't get too hung up on user profiles.
They can change for many reasons. I remain the same person I've always been though.
My last account had you on ignore for 2 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# You've fallen out with me before?
Surprise surprise.

I had no expectation of you being able to have fun even before this information came out.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# I am with you on this yet admit to being guilty
but this is the only thread to which I shall contribute before I reach for the button.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I'd like to agree with what my internet friends have said.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# do you have a desk
and a camera?
I don't think I understand the third sentence of your post.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# WHAT?
if talk goes who can we abuse :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# YOUR MUM
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# GOOD POINT, USER 50,346!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I know I am!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)