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# we shouldn't have to put up with this crap..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I LIKE HORNE AND CORDEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# so when did you have your labotomy exactly?
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# About the same time I found out how to SPELL lobotomy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# *shrugs* they're still shit.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# You are Horne and/or Corden
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# As a well wisher I insist you retreat to a safe distance.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Nah, I'm over responding to the proles for anything but my own amusement.
:D before anyone starts stamping about, I am joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# So do I
I find Tony Slattery quite funny at times too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hehe
I still think that film was one of the worst movies ever made. it just didnt make sense, like indiana jones new one.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# be fair
Steve Martin used to be an utter genius... I appreciate he's now just an embarrassment, but still... erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# steve martin is about as funny as a new thread with a pic of a desk
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# That good?



(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# The Jerk, The Man With Two Brains, Three Amigos, Little Shop of Horrors,
Roxanne, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, LA Story, Bowfinger... these are all top draw performances.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# however.. now, sadly.. he is unfunny.
fact.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# well
he only makes shit films... I think he still has it in him to do good things if he'd just pull his finger out.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# agreed.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Read an interview with him in Empire
He genuinely thinks that what he's done with the Pink Panther films is funny.

He's too old for all the stuff he did when he was younger. He's got no drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I blame LA
... comfort is the enemy of talent
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# i'd forgotton about those
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# true true..
the jerk.. man with 2 brains. Brilliant. Now we get 'quality' *coughs* like Cheaper by the dozen and the pink panther. *puts head in hands*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I accept he's quite clearly deluded
"... Pink Panther... let's remake an already incredible film which caught one of the human race's greatest ever comics at the hight of his career in a role which suited him perfectly and is often held up as the zenith of what everyone in film and comedy should aspire to... and I'll do that. I'm bound to be as good as Peter Sellers..."

I blame whoever it was who didn't tell him that Bilco was shit and he should stop while he's ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# who are these people?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# some of them are funny
sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# The Corden bit with the England footballers was by far the funniest part of Red Nose Day*
* I know that's not saying much, really
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Ricky Tomlinson already did it.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I saw Horne & Corden last night...
It was shite!

2 (oh bolox, I had better get my cock out soon!)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I like quite Corden and Horne
Moyles can be amusing at times...same with Brand.

Steve Martin needs to stop accepting the first script that gets thrown at him.

Slattery was never funny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# YOU LEAVE STEVE MARTIN OUT OF THIS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ^THIS!^
the mans a genius
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# But but but but Steve Martin doesn't belong.
At least he has been funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# and could be again!
*starts writing a scrip for Steve Matrin...*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Fat does not necessarily equal funny
Yes Corden, I'm looking at you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Chris Moyles
Fat Unfunny Obnoxious Twat: FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# ^This.
His humour derives from insulting anyone, to deflect attention from the fact he is a talentless fat cunt. This behaviour has probably stemmed from the playground to detract from his own insecurities.

And its all compounded by the troup of sycophants that hang around licking his ring, saying how 'wonderful' he is.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# ...
word.
(Roger_Irrelevant he's completely hatstand, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# In other news
The pope is catholic, dogs bark, cats meow, and Graham Norton is gay
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)