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(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# god I hope there isn't a shunting mishap
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# "Society" reference?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# SOCIETY!!!
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Hello Discomeats
Tonight, I speak in Haiku.
I hope you don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# oh god
this is going to end badly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# So is this
images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/19204.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Hahaha oh dear.
I agree, this won't end well.
Such a sad story.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# hello to clansoul
haiku must allude season
correctly do so

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Not necessary,
However common it is.
...as far as I know.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# innit like innit
that is like innit really
I just ate ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# It's a lovely night.
I hope you enjoyed today?
I certainly did!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
#
I quite like Haikus
It's fun to make up silly things
Cock bum poo fart tits
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# boat boat boat boat boat
boat boat boat boat boat boat boat

boat boat boat boat. Ship?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Cheater
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# "Haiku" is plural.
Such as "sheep" and "fish" and "squid".
I quite like them, too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
#
The spellchecker said yes
and I did not believe it was
I am a silly git
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Oh Biohazard,
It was not really your fault.
You are forgiven!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Ooh there you are
Thank you for the
I am growing attached to her.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# remember to feed often
:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# She had pasta with pesto for dinner
but she shunned that for my home made seed bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# yay!
just remember not to overfeed the chicken



as it can make a right mess
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# *
isn't
(Dresen H.O.M.G., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Thomas the Wank Engine?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# 10/10 top reply


would view again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# hahahahaha!
even better
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# You!
How were the zoo kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# *applauds*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Ay thanyaw
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# when he's going faster
it's thomas the angry wank engine

and when he's got total fucking head of steam

it's thomas the furious wank engine
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# yeh boy
Wank that fucking head of steam up for the fat fucking controller
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I always thought he was a...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# ah, just the man
You still going to the london bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# well it was narrated by failure of a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# ha, for when fancy a tommy tank
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Here comes the "Fat Controller"...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# The shitbag engine
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Plastic cunt face and pals.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Hey! Less of the lip tom
: )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# This is not right!
And you shouldn't do it. Trainsex is banned in this country. We're not even allowed to see the end of the platform.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# tee hee
 
I hate to say it but I think this has been done before
not quite as well, though
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I might've done it before myself to be honest
I don't really care
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# This is bad, and therefore good.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# How have I managed to miss this until now?
*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)