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# Know the signs...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# He Goes.
Down.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# gronkpan just became a fan of joseph fritzl
do you like this?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# yes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# ok what the fuck is this zalgo crap?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# 15 base points in Scrabble is what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# just a "joke" that's been doing the rounds on t'internets
edit a comic strip to show a lovecraftian creature/god/entity called Zalgo possessing/eating/mutating/killing one of the characters.

T'was funny to start with, but it is starting to get a little tiresome, I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# oh oh oh I've had a brilliant idea, I'll use a garfield strip!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# to be fair, Evilscary's ones were utterly brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# It's going in the crap I want to forget on the internet box
just like Rickrolling and Henry
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I tried to pioneer the pattiroll.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JimbOFCIuBI

but it didn't work.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Vote against the annoying memes!

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# STOP SAYING MEME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# there's nothing wrong with Rick rolling anyway
A sketch about it got me £50 from the BBC
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# That's nothing to be proud of.
The BBC pay Horne and Corden ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# MEME IS SO BAD. WE SHOULD STOP SAYING MEME.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# even the guy who made up the word so he could pretend to be a scientist admits that it can't be quantified.
This is the scientific equivalent of finishing a story with "oh, it was all a dream"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# BUT HEY I USED TO BE FRIENDS WITH DOUGLAS ADAMS SO CLEARLY I AM A GENIUS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# THE INTERNET LOVES ME BECAUSE I TELL ANGRY LONERS WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# UTTER FACT!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# he is a twat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# bastard married my favourite doctor who assistant
I NAMED MY LAPTOP AFTER YOU ROMANA I DON'T CARE YOU'RE OLDER THAN MY MOTHER. I STILL WOULD.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# kebab there are some things you should keep to yourself
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# probably, yes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# ¿Qué es la vida?
La vida es un sueño.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# ok I translated this without google
What is the life?

The life is one (something).
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# "...oh, it was all a dream"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# i wish i got to be friends with douglas adams
i'd be so much more rational right now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I vote RED X
no, the other Red X

Oh I can't decide.

Hi Fink!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Hullo
my links are borked. How annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# so is ilovehorses now too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# hahahahhahaha! superb!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha
Have a cheeky pea for the compo:

What really goes on in that bowl

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Is that a hippo having the runs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Maybe
For anyone that hasn't seen the advert:

De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# oh good lordy... "explosive hippo arse" is a terrible thing...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# It makes a chocolatey breakfast ceral though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# ok, but just don't ruin crunchy nut cornflakes for us, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Far too busy today to make a new image
I might make something tonight / when I get bored of working hard
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Expects extra Zalgo
Possibly with a hint of John Virgo
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# well, THAT's not very nice, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I wouldn't know
I can't make hide nor hair of it.

Ningles sweetie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Ning poppet :)
You alright? Having a lovely morning? Would you like a cup of Earl Grey and a biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# yeah - the outside is teasing me
... I want to run around naked in it but they're making me wear a suit and tie and sit in front of a spreadsheet... Earl Gray sounds smashing... but I'll skip the biscotti thanks

*flamboyantly magics up cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Oh dear.
May I suggest you "stick it to the man" and run wild and free as nature intended?

Be careful though, it may be deceptively cold out there.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I fear no cold
for I'm still carrying the deposits of chub I built up to keep me warm over the winter :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# can we have a cfb please
my eyes are not making sense of this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I didn't make a cfb for this one
But you can have a click for source
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I wish I hadn't clicked that
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Morning Ninj!

Three at once??????
Well done old chap!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Hiya Moley!
Cheers me dear! I know I'm fair flabbergasted meseluf :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Well deserved...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Thank you sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Austrian Social Services appear to be fail
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Hmmm
Needs more Zalgo...
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# i asked about getting this newsletterd
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I5PaJOZ_AM

fritz the musical
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHA
ZALGO! I fucking knew it !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)