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[challenge entry] ever wondered how they get the holes in them?

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From the How Food Is Really Made challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 7:56, archived)
# I don't usually eat pizzas with holes in them

morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:02, archived)
# they's crumpets silly!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:04, archived)
# How coincedental. seeing as today is....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:10, archived)
# every day's hump a crumpet day in my house
although i do like to poke a pikelet on my birthday
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:12, archived)
# Pffft
I had to google "Pikelet"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Yay!
*humps a crumpet*
*burns a cock*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:14, archived)
# Mine...
...Self butters.

*smiles smugly*
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:17, archived)
# Classy git ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:19, archived)
# YAY! so when is it "Fondle a Fondant Fancy" day?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:19, archived)
# Any day you fancy
*fondles*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)
# *giggles like the pilsbury dough boy*
Oi, stop that!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Grill some mature cheddar onto it!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# I greatly enjoy your images
and wish to thank you for making and displaying them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# *does a glee dance*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# *joins in glee dance*
*adds a first-cup-of-tea-of-the-day skip*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Mmm... especially when they're warm
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I fucking love crumpets
and want one now.

Unfortunately our canteen breakfast make me vomit, so I'll make do with my yoghurt.

It's a poor substitute
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:15, archived)
# Why are they making you vomit when there are so many other fine breakfast foods to choose from?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:19, archived)
# it's called 'recycling'
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:22, archived)
# Bloody political correctness...
probably.

Or Health and Safety
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:27, archived)
# mmmm... crumpets!
'ningles all you crazy /board b3tans! Thank fuck for Fridays!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:17, archived)
# I don't like fridays.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:28, archived)
# why's that?
to my mind:
1) it's the end of the week
2) it's newsletter day
3) most people in the office CBA to do work either so it's more relaxed.
and finally:
4) it's the end of the week
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)
# 1) sunday 0000h is the start of a new week, but this is meaningless anyway.
2) I am not at a bawdy party.


The list is periodic, with period 2.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:34, archived)
# k3b, you need to start embracing life!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Or at least "embracing" something
C'mon it's Friday people...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)
# this is extremely tempting.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Pumpkin Poking™ - the craze that's sweeping the nation!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Hee hee, I'll use that line weekly from this day forth!
I enjoy your work, look forward to more
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# ah yeah, I'm supposed to get a positive attitude or something.
the code I've been writing for a couple of weeks sort of works. yay.

I've got paid employment on top of my bludge money. yay.

I can now jog for ten minutes continuously. yay.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# now don't you feel better for that?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Not really, a positive attitude is only half the picture.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# This is true
I agree with everything you say and you are welcome to sleep with my sister anytime you want
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# pics and I'll let you know :D
nings JS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Yay
ning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:30, archived)
# nings medi!
I think we need a big b3ta mexican wave to celebrate the end of yet another week!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Ah to be in the Antipodes....
...where it is already Friday night.

/relaxing!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# i like their expressions
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:30, archived)
# uuuuuuh
sexay!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)
# that's very sexual
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Nice
I know that tongue!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# yay for crumpet woodlice on pogo sticks!
also - I'm still lolling at dd's post below
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)
# :D hahaha, it's good.
Ning Griffles. Today is my last day being the me in the job that I am in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# cor - don't break anything!
will they still let you use Excel?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Yeah, I'm going to essentially the same job
just different clients and no call centre to run. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# go get em girl
I expect we won't hear much from you after today then, what with your new powerdressing career, and client lunches at the Savoy and and all.

'Ball-Buster Wow' they'll call you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Haha! Have a related pea!~
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# YAY the woodlice are so full of the joys
of spring.

'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)