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# My dream pig
got board and made a S&m pig from stuff i found aroung the house.
crappy phone camera sorry but i think she is pretty...

First attempt at postiing on the board so sorry about the size.

Edit i fixed it!! yus :
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)
# O_o
Resizing images to under 100k is generally the approved form here.

*yawns*

*stretches*

*drinks tea*

'Ning

Edit \o/ Yay that Death Star post from yesterday has finally knocked that goddamned bear off the top of my popular posts! *glees*

Edit edit Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# I know
But i dont own any software to do it and i just wanted to give something back
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# good for you.
edit your post to use this instead.
it's smaller.

< img src="http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1238143992/smpiggys.jpg"/ >
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
#
www.pixlr.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Paint.net is free as is GIMP
and there are loads of online site where you can resize images for free

www.resizr.com is a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Paint.net ftw!
Alternatively there are lots of free image resizing things - pixresizer is quite a good one as it lets you do multiple images in one go.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# There's no ballgag wtf's wrong with you?
(Fly Projector, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Ha! i ment to reply to pig guy!
(Fly Projector, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Its a Girl!
...
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# FAIL
So to rescue this thread I shall pea from last night.
For those who missed it. I give you; the Meatenburg!



(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Nyomm, nyomm!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Meatenburgery.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# are you OK
you have some Down's as well as a case of the Sillys.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Just as I changed my sig:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# b3ta has corrupted my fragile little mind - I read that as "Meatenbuggery"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# you mean it's not?
*pulls pants up*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)
# blimey, after the soggy loooking result after teh first go, I'm amazed how good that looks!
was it good then?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)
# twas yum
A fully documented Mk III will be on here this weekend.
Now I know it works I can make a more battenburgy looking one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# well it does look drool-inducingly fantastic! have you posted the full recipe, or will that come with mkIII?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# The final effort will be up on the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Wow you actually made this
actually rather than the Frankenstein Monster of meat cakery it does look rather nyom, nyom. Yay you are truly a meaty god.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Holy shit
looks awesome

ningles folks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# 'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Ning', but I'm off in a a few moments. Yet, I thought you might enjoy this little fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# eep!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Now having frightened YOU. My work here is done for the eve.
Night folks! See you in the gayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# night night
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Kill it with sticks!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# He wants to eat himself!
(Fly Projector, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# ooh i'm a veggie
yet i'm strangely tempted
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# There is a veggie version.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# tell me more
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)
# It's called a battenburg:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# hahahaha........cow!
was getting excited there at the prospect of a new savoury treat
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Actually I did device a recipe for a veggie one
soya mince dydrated with veggestock and shredded veggies both set with egg.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# This dissapoints me
The first image make it look like its the size of a loaf of bread :)

The second makes it small :(

Bet it was great!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I see a flaw in your reasoning.
The second image does not look the size of a loaf of bread as they have been cut up into what are called slices.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
# SCIENCE!
Send me a slice would you
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Silly Ad7
Science can not be sliced!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Ahhh but it CAN be milked
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# This in itself is SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# i bet that tastes salty
nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Oh my
that is a pure work of genius
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# that's just put me off food for life
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# *loads tranq gun*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# if you use the b3ta hoster (rather than b3tards)
you can force a click for big option. Just to make the physical size a bit smaller get into the image tags and add a width parameter.

< img src="www.oinky.com/fetishpig.jpg" width="300" />

btw, the resize will also fix the file size, the edit button is your friend, people will be cockish if you don't follow their rules, and I'd so do that pig.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Filesize will still be too big though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# twenty four kb really breaks my balls :O(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Well that must be a precision shot then!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Thanks
I follow the board and have seen the reaction that that size pic gets

"sighs, Didnt want to be one of those people"


Next time hopfully i can get it right
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# well, it is a little too big, but I'm in a happy-friday-mood, so never mind.
have a pearoast of an alien thing from ages ago:



click for EMBIGGIFICATION RAY
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)
# I don't have anything decent to roast.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# that IS decent! I can't stop watching it....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# mwhahaha, I could put three of them in a ring...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Groovy
thats cool as hell
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# haha
tastily bad
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I missed the huge sized debacle
But I like your pig, good work!
*encourages*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)