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(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Are you pissy at someone online?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# *raises handbag to chest height*

*takes deep breath*

OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Pft, not really
I've not actually had this happen to me, just thought I'd start an argument...

Got a fair amount of abuse for my first few posts, but then some of them were larger than Jupiter.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# It's just a bit of friendly
banter, everybody gets it, enjoy it while it lasts!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# INTERNETS: SERIOUS BUSINESS
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Fuck off and die
Why do you always have to ruin EVERYTHING?!

I'm going to my room.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# FOOAAAAAAUUHHHHH!!!!!!!
I give in. My handbagging arm is sleepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Evolutionary Freak out time!

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I think you dropped this...


...to be fair I had thoughts like this previously, but now I know it was all my own fault for being a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# barry?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# C*NT HIM IN THE F*CK, BARRY
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# That ad make me LMAO
and the Haribo one..
"SIGN THE FESSION... LOOK INTO MY EYES"!!
(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# HAVE 'IM!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# A) Your text is too small
B)TOAP
C) Quit whinging and playing WoW, and get a girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# In response
a) don't be personal. It's what you do with it that counts...
b) Not really text on a picture. More a picture of text. But the lack of photoshoppery nonchalently noted.
c) I can't play any games more complex than minesweeper, but your final phrase has hit the mark with an unerring accuracy.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Aww
I'm sorry, I can't be mean at you now.

Big hugs?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Okay, but...
...with clothes on.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# spoilsport
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I'm not giving away my carefully collected diseases..
...unless you have good swaps.

It's like pokemon. Gotta catch them all.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I have warts
and chlamydia
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I think you want /links mate
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Ohhh, there are so many board nazi responses to choose from... I would choose a "handbags" one, but just for the hell of it, I'm going with :
"Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face."

but that's not to say I didn't laugh at it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# \o/
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Bleeeeeeeee!
Bleee!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Ah shaddup n dance
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# NSFLIFE
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Mum, I'm finished!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# HA HA HA
ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# THE FORCE IS STRONG IN THIS ONE
I'LL HAVE A PINT OF BEST PLEASE SIR, WHATS THAT, YOU DON'T SELL PEANUTS AT THIS BAR? GET TO FUCK MATE, I'M NOT
BUYING CRISPS OR SANDWICHES, WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, SOME SORT OF SOUTHERN PONCE WITH FAIRY DUST ON HIS FUCKING TITS?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# hahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I had an epic luncheon today
Butter bread, olives, pickeled onions, salsa dip, cheese, ham, pickle and a bit of salad.

Oh yes, that's how you do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I wish to converse with you on this subject
merely because I have seen your username before.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# One day I'll get the Dave the Hat lunch of the day award
One day...
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# "Link to which you refer everyone else, but don't use yourself"
...is spot on :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Thankingyou
I even turned it blue to show it was unused...
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Hah! I'd missed that.
Quality!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# And nobody even noticed...
...I removed 'talk'...
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# best way is to take it on the chin...

(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)