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# Funny how things turn out....

IN OTHER NEWS!:Right. I'm having to visit London Village tomorrow. I do hope all you London B3tans have kept it tidy, I think you should really have a quiet word with the chap you employ to sweep the road, it was a right state last time I was there... Rubbish all over the place, cars, noise, why I think I even saw a rat! Oh and if you could stop those drunken Scotsmen from being sick on that charming underground railway you have as well that would be nice too.

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# hooray for proper floppy disks!
but REAL MEN used to load games from tape

(Oh, and London is still a bit dirty, and there'll probably be a riot going on when you're here (G20))
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# me mam used to program using punch cards
she's not a real man though
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# \o/
that's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I used to make binary bleeps and burps into a microphone
and hope that it turned out to be Jet Set Willy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# did it ever work?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# no
it usually ended up being the first level of manic miner ... but with the theme tune to Dizzy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# once I invented Sonic the hedgehod 4 years
before it was released, but it was a very different game about performing abortions in the street...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# You may mock -
I had a demo of a little Echidna character rolling into a ball and pinballing around the screen, a few years before that came out. Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# so close and yet so far.
Is your sig a word-of-the-day affair?

If so, good choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# it's a manifesto of how to live my life
I like it's two meanings
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# booze and grot!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# *learns today's new thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# arf
altogether now.. urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*pause*

urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEEEEEECHCHCHCHCHCHCEEEEEEE

*waits 10 minutes, adjusts the volume by a tiny amount and tries again*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# C< 64 FTW
Have a good time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# will you go to putney, chutney?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Nope... I will be doing the "Russel (street) Bussel"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# that's not far from the strand
avva banana
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# load "woo",8,1

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Mmmmm, scotsmen.
Last time I went to Town, I cuddled a JPG lots. Are you going JPG cuddling?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Cuddled a JPG?
I am confused? If they are fluffy then yes I suppose I could cuddle one?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# J. Peasemould Gruntfuttock.
Oh him of rendering godliness. He is a bit fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# think boy
take out your b3ta users top trumps and see if you can identify which fine gent it is to which the lovely Wow refers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# He's a delicious beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I've always assumed so
but I wouldn't know
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Well I'll ask Timpkins, but he's getting on in years, and may not manage to make it all as tidy as you'd like
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Well make sure he does what he can
And if he could polish the buttons on those pedestrian crossing machines it would nbe nice too. Someone had stuck chewing gum on them last time I went
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# But I haven't been sick on the underground for days!

and tomorrow may be the wrong day to come here...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# ...why?
Is it half day closing?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# it's nude day

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Yay
Even better
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I'll stay late after work and polish all teh windows, and vacuum the pavements :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# What a stirling example you will set too.
Who knows it might spark a trend :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# beware they don't like non locals
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Thankfully...
there are very few locals left.

FACT: Every Londoners dream is to move to Essex
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# You're coming tomorrow?
You better not one of those anarchist fellows who is coming to cause trouble and beat up anyone wearing a suit...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Nope I am coming to do work related things
and bother museum staff
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Second part sounds like fun
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I'm going to wear a suit special like
just to see if I can attract some trouble.

Yesterday, standing at the tube station in the morning, wearing old trainers, jeans, 13 year old T shirt and 30 year old leather jacket, the current Mrs Box asked, in all seriousness, if I'd be dressing down on wednesday...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# HA HA HA
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# hahahaha...
I wore jeans on Friday and got called scruffy

(jeans are outlawed by our dress code, cos it's vital to my "sitting behind a desk all day not speaking to anyone work related abilities" what fabric my trousers are made from)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I can pretty much wear what I like
with the exception of a couple of my homemade T shirts that the MD deemed "inappropriate".

It's my fucking department and I demand the dresscode to be sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# not your sexy cayke ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# try not to get killed under the watchful eye of an apparently turned off for legal reasons CCTV
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)