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# It's my 1st b3taday!
Anyone for cake?

Apologies for the lack of humour - I'm going through a bit of a dry-spell.
Edit: Thanks everyone! Also, for anyone RISing: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presence
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# grats
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# What a terrifying mother type thing.
Birthday hurrahs and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# yup
she looks a bit squiffy and full of pent up sexual aggression... like she's going to down a bottle of gin and go and chase the pool boy

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# So THAT'S why you like her, Julio
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Happy candleday!
Have some more dessert.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
It's fruit Jim, but not as we know it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# lovely stuff!
*carlick*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# :D
Spock's bib really, really suits him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# HehHehHeh!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Vibro cayke
Fun for nearly all the family....and
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Bet he's feeling a bit light-headed
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I haz tidied up teh Londunz for you.
I haz even polished teh piggins!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Yaaay for shiny piggins
So clean, you could eat your lunch off one
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I do on a regular basis
it's nice to do befoire I go out an feed the plates in Trafalar Square.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# WOO!
Thanks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Shakey cakey!
Happy alternative icon day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Happy B3taday
I really wanted Cockweasle to do what he does to this pic
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# happappappy b3tacandlecelebrationpartyday!
what the hell is that thing in the magenta top? :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Is she making the cake levitate with the power of her mind?!
Woo and congratulations :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Despite all attempts at exorcism the birthday cake continued to spoil the family seances
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# well done that person
also - she's a hottie!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Who, the evil mummoleth?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# no - the 8 year old with the ribon in her hair
yes the mum - she looks like she's a little mentally unstable.

sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# "shakey cake"
"oh yeah"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Top reflection-age going on there
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Thanks
I might try and 'kettleman' it
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Not really he just used a camera.
top genetic engineering the cock men though!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Sadly they were a failure.
They were supposed to be sixty feet tall and shoot lasers from their eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I feel for you.:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# happy candles, jimbo
and fab source pic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Happy
happy
happy
happy
joy joy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# ...
But I don't think they're happy enough yet...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Hand them the cock of joy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Congrats, Sir!
Have some Presents*

* a cheeky pea from a while back



*too tired to do the gag, the picture will have to suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# happy b3taday!
I always thought you were older for some reason.

I am 1776 posts from 20k and 23 days from my 3rd ( 7th ) b3taday. That could be double japery if timed correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Eesh all manner of nekkid.
I think I'm about 450 from my 10k. Time to hit the gym methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# shouldn't that cake have a pic of shakin stevens on it?
Happy candle day, to you and your shaky cake.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Yays
congrats:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)