Took way too long - i actually screencapped everything from an emulator. Best old game EVER
Never trust the freshness of dumpster turkeys:

Never trust the freshness of dumpster turkeys:

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(, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)
Shouting CHICKEN every few seconds.
I threw up in a shower later that evening.
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 23:17,
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I threw up in a shower later that evening.
Despite the fact to authetically replicate the sample you have to replace your larynx with tinfoil.
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 23:22,
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I'll be shouting voiceover quotes from NBA Jam on the SNES.
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 23:23,
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"From downtown!"
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Wed 8 Apr 2009, 23:26,
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