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# Nuclear Accident at Sizewell B.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Ohhhhhhh I could go for some hot yolk right now.
*tummy rumbles*

This faster metabolism thing is shit. I'm always hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Or it could be a tapeworm....
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# nah! I think it's her just being greedy!
(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Cooooool. I shall name him Tim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I wish I had a tapeworm.
You're never alone with an intestinal parasite.

And I wouldn't be such a fat bastard, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Get some serious stress in your life.
I lost loads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I tried that.
Just got ulcers..
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Ahhhh, shitbiscuits.
I'd probably have done if I'd have carried on the way I was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# opposite effect here
stress = added fat

I can now roll down hill

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hills roll down me...
well, maybe not quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# See, up to a certain point I eat when I'm stressed
and I was not aware that if I hit a point beyond that, I stop eating. There was a period last year when I was only eating every other day or so when I remembered. Very odd, never been like that before.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Whatever your job is - leave it if you havent already!
I did.

Now skint - but happier
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Mooooooortgaaaaaaaage
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# You should try the "alcoholism diet"
Lost 2 stone in a year!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Trouble is - alcohol makes me more hungry.
Hence great recent lardage..
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# :(
I get the very opposite. But the constant pain in the Kidneys is rather distracting.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Well you know what I'm going to say.
I watched someone I love try desperately to kill themselves with alcohol over a period of 22 years (that I was there to see). It's not fun. Please be careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# *is suitably admonished*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Just be careful, that's all.
Having said that, it's your life. Shut up, Fae.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# no - don't
there's nothing wrong with giving good advice... it's the bit where you go beyond advice and forcibly lock people in your house without keys money or booze while you have to go to work that I struggled with.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# yes good advice is hard to take
life's little oxymoron
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# *Cleans your coat*
love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# look after yourself Sir
please.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I was doing quite well until recently,
the lure is just too great.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# yup... I sometimes wonder myself
... when I'm putting out bottles of whisky for recycling like everyone else puts out bottles of wine...

*nice big hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I tried that and i I got was a beer belly
I'm very happy with it.
(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Lucky the Fuhrer is on shift
so Ill get them to throw red wine and cheese over the barricade. Hopfully ill get some rioja and a small piece of shropshire blue. As long as I avoid the searchlights I should be ok.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)
# DIPPY EGGS!
*gets dizzy*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# ARF
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# HUNGRY!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I'm leaving in 7 minutes and nobody's stopping me!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I'm going to post a pic that you will like in 8 minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# YOU HAVE TWO!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I'LL DO IT IN THREE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I'll name that song in 45
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I'm WAITING *TAPS FOOT*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# "I'm leaving in 7 minutes and nobody's stopping me!"
I did! :D

Win!

The image was a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# ARCCCCHHHH
I WILL HUNT DO DOWN AND WANK IN YOUR EYE TILL YOU DIE
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# My future brother-in-law works there
Apparently everything you've seen in The Simpsons about a power plant is true



7
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# ha ha ha
I just hope it's enough to distract Jamiroquai...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# then maybe we'll finally be able to trap him
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# That's a rather disquieting thought...
About your B/I/L, not the pic, which is Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha disco!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# EGG?
EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG!



EGG.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# TOAST!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# SOLDIERS!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Cried Abu Hamza.
Toast them with big bangy bangs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Sossies for dinner tonight!
Cheese Mash & Onion gravy!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Phwooooooooaaaaar.
What've I got? Hmmm. Smoked sausage, bacon, rice, mushrooms, parmesan...

Risotto, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Salmon for me I think
... with asparagus and green beans and butternut squash & ginger mash.

YOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# You never told me you were coming round?
*gets out best crockery*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# ha ha ha
I think this makes us brothers or something
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# OK - you win.
Risotto beats Sossies every day, twice at weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I had sausages yesterday and they were bloody lovely.
Brett burnt them a bit, just how I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Stop it! I'm starving!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I had sausages last night
Tonight I'll probably have salmon or something
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# what's all this then
are you going to be visiting me for tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I'll be there at 6:30 sharp
Also get out of my head now, it's getting a bit scary...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# :D
look behind you...

BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# buggie buggie buggie buggie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I have some stew with beef, pork and lamb.
I'm not sure what to have it with yet. In the absence of root vegetables to mash, probably pearl barley risotto.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Make some big yorkshires to serve it in instead of bowls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I might well do that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I would if it were me and my oven hadn't fllen out with me
for calling it a stupid electronic piece of bastwank.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# oooOOOooooo!
That sounds rather spesh!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I stole the recipe from Alsace.
Although I get strange looks when I call it Alsatian stew.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Hang on a mo....
I may have had that - in Strasbourg.

What the hell was it called?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# It was called Baeckeoffe.
Nice meaty stew with sliced potatoes, wine and assorted other veg. I had it somewhere along the wine route south of Strasbourg.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# That's the Badger!!!!
It was bloody lovely. It was served in a huge stone pot, enough for a dozen people.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Sounds like it.
They have fantastic onion tarts around there too
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# sounds lovely
have a large and well baked baked potato ... and red current jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)