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# He looks like one of those orangutans with the face handles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# RACIST PIG
this is your twitter isn't it?

b3ta.com/links/Hitlers_twitter
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# I've never touched twitter, I've got better things to be doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Like man-wife
badum
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# :D I can feel complimented, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Of course
Though to be fair I've never seen him so I'm basing this wholly on your descriptions, mostly on personality traits I NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# He's a bit gorgeous. In all the ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Never doubted it :)
That's pretty much my description of the Prof too, though I'm starting to feel a bit guilty for fattening him up.
Still, I like nice food and I like cuddles, it was pretty inevitable I'd eventually start combining all my interests.

I have a mental image now of me bringing tasty foods to him like a cat leaving dead birds on the doorstep in a mistaken attempt at an expression of their twisted love
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# :D I've improved the wife to the tune of a couple of stone
they eat when they're happy, be pleased.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# My girlfriend must be doing it wrong, I've lost weight.
But then so has she.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# like painting black people white
and glueing sticks between the eyes of Chinese people to make them look less funny

/funny haha sarcasm lol thingy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# BUT HOW ELSE DO WE FIND OUT WHAT YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# asking?
Coffee and a spliff, the same thing I always have.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Do lots of clones of you with names above their heads turn up for a party?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# It's the FRANK tv advert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-_g5Cdc0BY
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Oh I see
I was thinking ' I don't remember names above heads in Being John Malkovich'

No. I've never had any bad side effects, save the time I had Cheese (LSD cut cannabis, or whatever) and smoked just over a quarter of it to myself because I was unaware.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# That advert drives me mad.
You might end up like that if you regularly take every street drug you can lay your hands on but who knows a stoner who ever does little more than sit around, eat your cornflakes then fall asleep?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Me.
I know me, who sits around watching everyone else do that, and then ends up awake till 3am again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Haha
then you get to watch late night poker and quiz TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# You're more likely to end up like the guy in the advert
if you're taking prescription medication.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# that's so racist i'm laughing with disgust

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# How on earth is it racist?
I'm commenting on the vast expanse of featureless face.

I bet you're frightened of the MMR vaccine as well, captain knee jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Saying that a negro looks like something else
is racist now apparently

They don't look like anything, not even each other
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Straight out of the Daily Mail book of facts*
*that we made up.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# A made-up fact is still a fact
/Daily Mail Book of Logic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# A flawless argument.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Buckets of sigh, Joe, buckets of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# at me?
or the state of affairs?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# State of affairs. Never at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# saying that any
person is inferior to you by reason of his race alone is racist.
Anything else has different words to describe it but has been hijacked by the politically correct liberals so that they might get on a high horse and feel smug in their faux moral outrage.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# i know it's not racist you nump
it was meant to be funny, thanks for pointing out my MASSIVE FAILURE THERE

and the MMR vaccine implants a tiny chip that allows the illuminati to track your movements, everyone knows that
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I had to wear a tinfoil hat for my MMR jab
little did they know there was a bit of brisket underneath it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# STEALTHBRISKET.
Sneaky beaky MI5 brisket. Sunglasses on. Shhhhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I bet some BBC3 producer is furtively writing that down, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I could come up with shite they'd love all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Oh riiiiiiight I thought you were serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# i'm the least knee jerky person you will ever meet
or whatever talking bollocks on the internet is classified as, if not actual meeting
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# It counts, ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# It's anti-gnopsian, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# He's not orange...he's black!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Don't worry.
I'm a racist, too! See:

;)

www.b3ta.com/board/9366225
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# O YES YOU ARE
JEWKILLER!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# MONKEYPUNCHER
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# CAMELCHOCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# the last two, yes....
but the animals were consenting.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Pffffft, face handles
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# You know what I meant, though. So it works.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I know what you mean :)
It made me laugh, so made me feel better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# :D hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)