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# He probably reads the Daily Mail....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# He he he he he
This is much better than working on a Monday morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Oh yes.
On a slightly related theme I was in a cab yesterday when 2 cars in front almost collided.
The Asian taxi driver took a look at both drivers, tutted and said 'Chinese man. Black lady'.
Casual racism Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
I remember a Deptford taxi driver once angrily mooing at someone who got in his way...

It was terrifying and hilarious in one fell swoop...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# hahahaha!!
Mr Singh blew off in his shop!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Poke!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# where the HELL
have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# err . . . over there
*waves hand vaguely*

EDIT: Who stuck you to the newspaper? *unsticks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# where that suspiciously noxious fug is?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# *looks at map*
*turns map 90 degrees leftwards*
*looks to horizon*
*looks back at map*
*flips map over*

oh - it's a map!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I was 9 down
for the whole weekend
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# hmm....
The whole weekend in 4...

C blank blank T...

that can't be right...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# COOT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Expression of distress:
F---SO--S

Hmmm...

It's on the tip of my tongue...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Fred Soaps
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# OH FREDSOAPS!
Of course it is!

*eagerly fills in*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# :D
reminds me of a Belle and Sebastian song... WOO YAY

how are ya Moley?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I'm very well Prof. Had a great weekend!
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# good thanks
also had a lovely weekend and it's put me in a fine mood. Roll on the summer

*sits inside and watches it piss it down between now and November, then snow*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# :D
I reckon this summer will be the best ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I'm putting money on it
I think it'll be good weather, some decent music and a strong national spirit of austere enjoyment as we cope with the third quarter of negative growth...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Turtle neck ftw!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# We are having a bash on Saturday if any of you lot fancy it.
No racism here. Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# this can ONLY end well
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# They always do.
A recording studio with £lots of gear, around 40 pissed b3tans, free booze and food, what could possibly go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# it would be great to go to one
when i was working i was too busy to go to bashes. now i'm unemployed i can't afford transport. i think the answer is to be less shit

though i'm going to be visiting fambly this weekend, so there'll probably be free food and booze
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# hee hee!
he reminds me of simon quinlank. "quickly, drink your weak lemon drink to take away the bitter taste of your self-righteous bile"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# DRINK
DRINK IT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# i've found a hat
it's far too nice to be my hat, but i am wearing it anyway. i look very dapper
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# This weeks hobby is called:
priest rubbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Hahaha. tell me again internetbeing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha! brill, sir :D
2nd frame - Burt Kwouk?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)