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[challenge entry] police try to win respect. passerby 'unbothered'

previous attempt by police (passyby still 'meh')

ooh, ooh lookit this www.gomorrahy.com/images/tokyo_gore_police_poster01.jpg

From the Shop The Police challenge. See all 284 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# *joins police*
fuck yeah.

just fuck yeah.

fuck.

yeah.


in fact so fuck yeah is this i'm going to log into my normal account just so I can vote twice.
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# O_O
who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I'm Tom O'Bedlam
i'm just nearly on a milestone
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I don't get the second account to avoid a milestone technique
you personally still have made so many posts on board.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# but thats because you're thinking mathematically not narratively
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# ooooh can I get away with the generalisation: non mathematical = illogical?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# i'll not argue that.
logic actually stops the narrativium entering your bloodstream
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# The important thing is the appearance of a Big Round Number on the profile
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# no, it's me getting off when he posts a pic of his doodle.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I think that's why we're all here.
The pictures are just to kill the time.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# haha
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# and there's nothing I like more than big round numbers
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Hurry up and show us your cock
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# *joins police*
That would be the coolest thing in the world.

And if a few innocent bystanders die in the process.. pah.. it would be worth it just to see these patrolling our streets
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# And yet the moment I suggest a quick cull of anyone below 20k pa
People start having a hissy fit.

WHERE'S THE JUSTICE?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Because then ther would be no one to clean the toilets
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Yes there would:
Foriegners, mongs and chavs. It would be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# So how would this world be different?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I'd be in charge
Povvy scum and uggers would be shot.

Ergo - everyone would be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Or, at least, they'd pretend to be so they don't get shot.
This can't go wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Precisely.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I think things like this at work in my bar on fridays
the tragedy is that if I were to release nerve gas into the room, I'd be the monster
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Tags FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# shhhhh
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# pssst
pointy brackets
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# you ain't seen nothing right
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# i did, you needs the html codes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# The lampost sign appears to be indicating that it's some kind of flashy police urinal....
I wouldn't dare piss on that thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# oh jesus...
this is fucking ace and a half

amazing work! *clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# this will happen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# *hopes
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# not soon enough
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# ed 209 was always cooler than robocop
even though the design would be stupiduseless as a police officer, what with the not able to do the most basic of tasks that don't involve shooting.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)
# so we just change the role of the police officer
make every offence punishable by death. problem solved
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Oh shit yes

There was an article in the newspaper yesterday about a chauffeurless bus riding around in some Rotterdam area.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# is a lady chauffeur called a chauffuse?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Chauffeuse
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] 20 seconds to comply!
Have a repost...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# YOU CANNOT PARK YOUR CAR HERE. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO COMPLY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I REALLY want one of those! *signs up*
*click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# now that's a movie poster :D
and top 209 action sir
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# you are too kind, cos you obviously put much more time and effort into your posts
this one is three layers crudely cut out and splatted together
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Super!!


:)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)