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# Cover me Porkins!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# *gets crayons and felt-tip pens*
Oh, you said Cover. My bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Ohhhhhh
colour!

That took me ages...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Great
now you've gone and reminded me of 90s pop sensation, Colour Me Badd.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Sorry TJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# "I've been to the hospital and given horse tranquilizing pain-killing medication. There's nothing they can do about broken ribs."
Well trying to bribe them with horse tranquilisers didn't really help you out...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I saw a bit of it last night, he was the only one laughing at his own jokes
They could at least shot him, like they do with horses, it would have lifted the mood of the whole country
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# "He fell down the stairs*! Honest!"
*while attempting autofellatio
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# and now he's broken ribs
he can finally lick his own taint
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Which is much the same affect as watching one of his "light entertainment" shows...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# certainly leaves
the same taste in ones mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Tapeworm?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# A normal Graham Norton show: *snigger* cock *snigger* cock *snigger* porn *snigger* bitch *snigger* cock *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# B3ta on a Tuesday...?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# B3ta most days, but b3ta is does it better and funnier
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Yeah b3ta would have been standing at the podium not attempting jokes and giving the show an eurbane and serious air.
And then will have walked out from behind the podium only to be wearing a massive magenta inflatable knob.

Then continue doing the whole thing entirely deadpan.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# sounds good to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# sracist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# mindpissage
:O
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# stourettes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# sracist
;)
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# yaaaaay!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# well he certainly didn't break them laughing at his 'gags' during the Baftas
and neither did anyone else by the look of half of them last night
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# The only one who I saw that made them laugh was Harry Hill
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# he was the best thing about it
"Who'd have thought it, 3 Baftas for a clip show"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Even Louie Theroux managed to get a laugh from a joke
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that
I think the only laugh was for the Jonathan Ross comment
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Why was he at the baftas anyway?
I didn't realise there was a 'Best homosexual stereotype' category.

*something about it being tight between Graham Norton and John Barrowman*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# He was the host
It was the best case of how to die on stage ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# That's Tommy Cooper isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# He died more time then Tommy did
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Cooper made a career out of it...
And then took it a bit too literally...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Better than
Sam Fox & the fleetwood mac dude?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# He's a right fucking twat innee
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)