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So, at 12 minutes past 5, time for a small corner of some green & blue goings-on

all the considerablely larger rest of it.
warning: very large file size!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

Ooooooh I say

rather lovely indeed!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

Thanks, lovely.

I must apologise for all the innuendo this afternoon, it's really not on.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

No it's really on.

You're the only person convinced I'm a Nice Girl, lovely :-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

*massive hugs*

That's 'cos you are!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

I'm nice to you, I suppose

Nicer to you than pretty much all other people, actually.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

what tosh

I think you are nice, so that make two of us

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

Three

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

You're all weird.

Lovely though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

Rather depends on how you define 'nice girl' though

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

Someone who will listen to you all day, even though they probably want you to bog off :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)

They'd bloody say.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)

would they?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

YES.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

why?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

Why would they say?

Expedience.

So shush. Alles ist gut.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

I will keep shush if I get a cuddle :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

Of course you do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

YAY :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

You're nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

\o/

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

yes, you are nice :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

*boogies*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

Yep, I am weird :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

Not pissy today?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

i think you're horrible enough to make up for all of them though

;)

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

:D you bring out the best horribleness in me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

thats because i'm made out of bitch-salt

(i have absolutely no clue what that means)

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

Is that like bacon salt?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

bacon earrings, chicken bra

all day
all night

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

I think it's a kind of igneous rock isn't it?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

we can but hope

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

You suck it all out of me like a big mean sponge.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

I'm like fucking snuffluphagus

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

Except a git.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

we've been over this

snuffluphagus is a dick

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

No, that's what you said

I said 'aw but I like him' and then we moved onto big bird.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

don't even get me fucking started on fucking big bird

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

*head in hands*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

shave your hair off :P

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

right, thats it! i'm going to fucking plait it now

happy?!

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

If you shave off your hair

I will go to your parents house and wait for you to come home from uni. Then there will be TROUBLE.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

I want him to plait it now :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

i think when summer happens proper i'm getting two or three inches off.

my head gets uncomfortably hot if I've got this much hair in the sun
this sort of length

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

Don't shave it though.

Otherwise I shall cry, and then you'll have to answer to manwife and my dad.

That's the jewiest I've ever seen you, that photo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

oh god no

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

Good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

it is a little bit innit...

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

WAY more so than usual.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

I wish I had hair I could do some thing with

I can only shave mine off :(

Although I nearly came out with a Mohican today :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

stop shaving it and you might have enough hair to do things with

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

If I leave it, it just turns into an afro

I can't do anything with my hair

Plus the girl who I wanted to cut my hair was cutting someone else, and she has such a nice arse and is lovely

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

Yeah I had that, I ended up just waiting until it grew out proper and then gravity made it stop mushrooming up like a fuck.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

6this

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

Then it gets so thick, I can't actually wash it properly

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

Your hair didn't look all that curly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

It didn't, it used to stay absolutely rigidly straight even when it grew out.

So I'd just have a massive mushroom of hair instead of it flopping down under gravity.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)

I'm meant to have gone.

That's got to be an impressive look.

Right, now I really am gone.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)

hahaha, go on then :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

I can see my house.

Nice one, Pea mould. :)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

really?

*fears*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

I live in a blue thing, on a green thing, just down the road from blue and pink thing.

Come visit, I'll open a beer for you.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

Kasteel Cru?

I'm so there...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

*Raves out*

Lovely, I have now wallpapered the one from earlier, it works very well :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

Cheers, Guv!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

nice and woo

what how with are they made by? do tell.

(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

This one:

by cunning use of this code, and no, I'm not kidding.

rule START {
DRAW { flip 180 x 9 r 15 hue 73 sat 0.8 b 0.8 }
}

rule DRAW {
SHAPE { }
SHAPE { flip 90 }
DRAW { y 1 s 0.999 hue 0.5}
}

rule DRAW 0.05 {
DRAW { s 0.8 alpha -0.5 flip -45}
DRAW { s 0.8 hue 3 alpha -0.005 flip 45}
}

rule DRAW 0.0005 {
SHAPE { s 10 5 alpha -0.5 }
DRAW { hue 3 alpha -0.005 b 0.05}
}

rule DRAW 0.001 {
DRAW { }
DRAW_BALL { s 0.5 0.9 }
}

rule SHAPE {
LINE { }
SHAPE { x 1 alpha -0.2}
}

rule SHAPE 0.7 {}

rule DRAW_BALL {

SHAPE { hue 10 }
SHAPE { flip 90 hue 10 }
SHAPE { y 10 hue 15 }
SHAPE { y 10 flip 90 hue 15 }
SHAPE { y 20 hue 20 }
SHAPE { y 20 flip 90 hue 20 }
SHAPE { y 30 hue 25}
SHAPE { y 30 flip 90 hue 25}

DRAW_BALL { y 15 x 1 s 0.99 r 5 alpha -0.005 b -0.0005}
}

rule DRAW_BALL {
DRAW_BALL { alpha -0.5 }
}

rule DRAW_BALL {
DRAW_BALL { alpha 0.5 }
}

rule DRAW_BALL 0.4 {
DRAW { b 0.5 alpha -0.005 }
DRAW_BALL { }
}

rule DRAW_BALL {
SHAPE { s 10 5 }
DRAW_BALL { alpha 0.5 }
}

rule SHAPE {
LINE { }
SHAPE { x 0.3 alpha -0.5 r 5}
}

rule SHAPE {
LINE { }
SHAPE { x 0.3 alpha -0.5 r -5}
}

rule SHAPE 0.1 {}

rule LINE {SQUARE { s 0.1 15 }}
rule LINE {SQUARE { s 0.1 10 }}
rule LINE {SQUARE { s 0.9 10 hue 20 }}
rule LINE {SQUARE { s 0.6 5 }}
rule LINE {SQUARE { s 0.3 15 b 0.6 }}
rule LINE 0.5 {SQUARE { s 3 15 b 0.6 }}

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

I scrolled so hard it made by balls ache.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

...for the random quote

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

that's cleared that up, then...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

What do you want from me?

That's the code that draws the image!

*sobs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

...so if I just enter that I'll get some proper funky image?

Cool!

*fires up MS Word*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

Well, not in Word...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

Ah so it's an Excel job then...

complicated, complicated...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

Ok carry on

Nothing to see

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Frogbeat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

who knew maths could be so pretty?

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enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

HAHAHA TELL ME AGAIN HUMAN

sorry i felt justified to do that

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

This looks more appealing than the Matlab code I'm grappling with.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

witchcraft!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

Pretty much, yep

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

With what do you use that code with?

Context Free art?

(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

It's called Context Free

generative art type thingy

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

Looking at that now

looks fun.

(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

It's great, and the code sequence is really easy.

It's my cure for ActionScripting, which I am beginning to dislike intensely.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

Yes

ActionScript is fairly bizarre.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)

A cauldron.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

Print it out, roll it up and smoke it.

Makes you see stars maaaan

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

Smoking toner probably would do that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

Hmmmmmm

can you just add functions into this, like in javascript? For instance SHAPE { hue foo }, could foo be a value returned from a function?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)

Gosh!

That's rather dreamy! With equal measures of loveliness *Click* :)

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Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

Thanks, Ninj!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

Tis a pleasure, here have your album cover...:)

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Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

Yep, you're correct, I dance like I've got a pair

of two left feet. ;-)

Thank you, sir, you're awfully kind.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)

haha...

that works!

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enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

oi!

you stole my idea below!

At least you had the arsedness to go ahead and do sumptin widdit tho

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)

cor thats nice - yowm getting good at these things

looks like the some sort of TRAARNCE NATION 2009 type ad

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

Lovely stuff.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

Thank you, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

ah!

logged in just in time for some gruntfuttockery. lovely...someone needs to commission an album cover from you.

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enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

You are too kind,

I suspect they'd be disappointed, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

The goings-on are going on very well in that small corner of green and blue going-ons !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

hehehe....

You mad bugger, you....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

Top of the pops?

Very nice :D

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Frogbeat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

Good point - evidently in the back of my mind...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

i see barbed wire in the future

am i close?

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

Barbed Wire is in most people's future, I rather think

and I'm not referring to the film.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

whoa heavy.....

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

yeah, sorry about that...

just crept out from the back brain...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

that's a beauty right there:)

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

Swirly yet pointy

Woo!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)

A little bit of both, I hope that's ok, ma'am?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

Most definitely :D

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

Aha: JPG = Jackson Pollock's Ghost

(eez complimint)

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

And I shall take as an enormous one.

Thank You!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

Very nice - another wallpaper!

Have you printed any of these out at "art gallery" size? I bet they would be very impressive!

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tubaman, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

I must confess, until the just the other day, when someone mentioned it, I hadn't

but I might well do now.

Thank You!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON EGGS

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

Coddled, you mean?

:-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)