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# Virus hits the high street!
What me and the creative chaps slapped together this mornin'



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(Impressive lurker Impressive lurker, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha nice
edit: that's impressive lurkage
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# cheers
aye.
really need to get my shit together and post more.

cheers mate
(Impressive lurker Impressive lurker, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Hahaha :-) make a fake webshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha
Reminds me of being in Singapore airport when the whole SARS thing was going on.
There was a little kid taking great zeal in acting like a monster in the reflection of the night time window.
I never bothered with a mask as they're only effective for about three minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# some bright spark is no doubt making up masks with a pigs nose emblazened on them as we speak
so you can look 'lolariously' like a pig when you walk down the street

and if they aren't, I want £20,000 start up costs, and you can have 35% of the business.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# for that reason, I'm out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# that kid is going to grow up to be a Bouncer
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# or a pitbull
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# or a pitbouncer
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# What have I done NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Erm ... suggested doing business ...
Over the internets?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Oh , right.
I thought someone had a problem with me again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Jesus you need to get some chill pills, dear.
Paranoia is a form of egotism, don't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# There's an easy way to get rid of reading my
paranoia egotism.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# What's that then, Ted?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# You can have 20p for 0.00003%
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I'll go halves with you on that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Jusht sho you know wherrah ahm, ahm oot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Cheers, Deborah ;)
suppose you could get them manufactured for a quid at most.
That's 20,000 'swine face' masks. Now, there's easily 20,000 gullible sods in the UK, or 'lolwacky' people who think it would be a 'lolwacky' idea to have one.

Mark them up at a min. of £1.99 each, and you've more or less doubled your money. Sell 'em via the internet to save on advertising as well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# You BASTARD.
*puts bag on her head*


I don't get it. All that money and she looks like THAT. Get a better face, woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# misogynist!
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I don't hate women, just uggos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# get Banksy or Stella McCartney
to design it, you can say its limited edition and charge £25 a pop
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Can I apply for the position of science advisor?
We have absolutely categorically and most rigorously tested these masks under laboratory conditions and found them to be completely 100% as effective as we always believed they would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# does she actually have any money?
she never invests in anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# she's spent it all on twat-cream made from vinegar and lemons
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha

that's an enduring image.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# nah
she's a cheap fuck.... on more ways then 1
(Impressive lurker Impressive lurker, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# *wears a red bandana*
*plays a cool piano in a honky tonk down in Mexico*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I haven't been keeping up with current events
but I assume the planet is being over-run with zombies, right?

*arms pump-action like Sarah Connor in T2"

Bring it on...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# mexican pig-zombies
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Outstanding!
"Hey dead-head...take a bite of peach" KERBLAMMO!!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# :)
(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Ha Ha!
Day 20 sounds tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha
can we just have Day 20 first and then not bother with the others?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Sounds like a plan
you bring the rolls, i'll bring the HP sauce...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# mmm
I could go for some big ben bacon right about now
(Impressive lurker Impressive lurker, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# ghostbusters!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# can i have an emo one please?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Brilliant idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)