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# Virus hits the high street!
What me and the creative chaps slapped together this mornin'



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(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha nice
edit: that's impressive lurkage
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# cheers
aye.
really need to get my shit together and post more.

cheers mate
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Hahaha :-) make a fake webshop.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha
Reminds me of being in Singapore airport when the whole SARS thing was going on.
There was a little kid taking great zeal in acting like a monster in the reflection of the night time window.
I never bothered with a mask as they're only effective for about three minutes.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# some bright spark is no doubt making up masks with a pigs nose emblazened on them as we speak
so you can look 'lolariously' like a pig when you walk down the street

and if they aren't, I want £20,000 start up costs, and you can have 35% of the business.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# for that reason, I'm out
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Piss.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# that kid is going to grow up to be a Bouncer
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# or a pitbull
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# or a pitbouncer
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# What have I done NOW?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Erm ... suggested doing business ...
Over the internets?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Oh , right.
I thought someone had a problem with me again.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Jesus you need to get some chill pills, dear.
Paranoia is a form of egotism, don't you know.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# There's an easy way to get rid of reading my
paranoia egotism.

(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)
# What's that then, Ted?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# You can have 20p for 0.00003%
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I'll go halves with you on that.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Jusht sho you know wherrah ahm, ahm oot.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Cheers, Deborah ;)
suppose you could get them manufactured for a quid at most.
That's 20,000 'swine face' masks. Now, there's easily 20,000 gullible sods in the UK, or 'lolwacky' people who think it would be a 'lolwacky' idea to have one.

Mark them up at a min. of £1.99 each, and you've more or less doubled your money. Sell 'em via the internet to save on advertising as well.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# You BASTARD.
*puts bag on her head*


I don't get it. All that money and she looks like THAT. Get a better face, woman.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# misogynist!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I don't hate women, just uggos.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# get Banksy or Stella McCartney
to design it, you can say its limited edition and charge £25 a pop
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Can I apply for the position of science advisor?
We have absolutely categorically and most rigorously tested these masks under laboratory conditions and found them to be completely 100% as effective as we always believed they would be.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# does she actually have any money?
she never invests in anything!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# she's spent it all on twat-cream made from vinegar and lemons
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha

that's an enduring image.
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# nah
she's a cheap fuck.... on more ways then 1
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# *wears a red bandana*
*plays a cool piano in a honky tonk down in Mexico*
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I haven't been keeping up with current events
but I assume the planet is being over-run with zombies, right?

*arms pump-action like Sarah Connor in T2"

Bring it on...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# mexican pig-zombies
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Outstanding!
"Hey dead-head...take a bite of peach" KERBLAMMO!!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Ha Ha!
Day 20 sounds tasty
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha
can we just have Day 20 first and then not bother with the others?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Sounds like a plan
you bring the rolls, i'll bring the HP sauce...
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# mmm
I could go for some big ben bacon right about now
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# ghostbusters!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# very nice :)
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# can i have an emo one please?
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Brilliant idea!
(, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)