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# someone at a party on friday saw my shoes and asked if i was tom o'bedlam off B3ta.
i glee'd
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# You shit me? Who were they?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# a chap who lurks here sometimes.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Do I need these?
www.newlook.co.uk/women/footwear/ankle_boots/1638927/163892718/productdetails.aspx?vid=1638942&language=en-GB

they're in the sale AND retro AND real suede.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# yes but only because you knwo how to dress
maybe with that really bright corset of yours
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I hadn't even thought of that.
YOU have an excellent brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hells yeah i do :)
i'm writing a short story about an evil stage magician who infects his audience with diseases. Its going to be called Bastardo the Astounding
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# only if you want to look like Pocahontas
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Captain Smith and Pocahontas
Had a very mad affair
When her daddy tried to kill him
She said 'Daddy now don't you dare- he gives me fever'


*Sings*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# thats one of the sexiest songs ever
especially when its sung by big black ladies with really throaty voices


*melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# :(
Not even little ginger ladies that have been singing it for years?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# i bet that could do the job
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# It's done it before.
Not to you, unless there's something you remember and I'm not allowed to (he was there, I was there and so were our friends- the genitals).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *phwoars*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# If you weren't so gleeful and you had a different coat...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# i'd be me, on a bad day, wearing a different coat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# haha
I say get the boots, they are cheap.

And looking at the sizes available I'm guessing that they use about the same amount of suede for that pair of boots as my new pair of trainers ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I'm a size 6, that's not that small.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I wasn't saying it was a small size
And don't forget my perception on size is highly skewed
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# You're some sort of one-eyed leviathan?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hehe
My depth perception is fine but leviathan is too nicer word...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I think the fringing is too long
/pointlessly critical blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Well I can trim it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# oh yes
I really ought to think about things a bit more
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# was there a post-it note on your shoes
saying "Ask me if I'm Tom O'Bedlam off b3ta"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# even better, my shoes actually say "tom o'bedlam" on the side
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Easy ways to make me squeal my tits off in the middle of Soho include
showing me shoes with your name on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# you'd love me then, my real name is "hi-tech"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# pleased to meet you
signed
Real Leather Upper
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# If your name was Real Leather
I'd force you to have a handlebar moustache and a codpiece like bloody Cameo or something. OH, and a stetson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I got a purdy mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Chaps. I'd make you wear chaps.
CHAPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# you made me office-lol, dammit, YOU HAVE NO SOLE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# *gets out tipp-ex and writes name on shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)