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# Win/fail: snapshot of an extended sickie.
(Got an appointment with HR later on today. And I've already started caning it. What comes first, the bricking it or the caning it? Fucknose.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# So you got really really drunk for a meeting at work?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# have a nice cup of tea and a sit down
that'll cure you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I'm trying to find something here that isn't the fail...
anyone help me out?

Edit Ewwww Amber leaf...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# WIN A TRIP
FRIC
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Yes, I can.
This is the view from the right-hand side of my bed.
Taken on the company phone, and transferred onto the company laptop, upon which I'm typing this.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Truly classy :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# (Drum Gold, not Amber Leaf)
(I'm not that trampy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# A distinct improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hooray!
A trainee tramp.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Have you SEEN him!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I don't know what you're talking about! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Mate, that's not a good plan...
I may have to do this to bring you to your senses:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# ....as in, You may not soon live in one of these if you keep turning up to HR / sickness explanation meetings drunk
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Not my intention to suggest, but it's a good point all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I'm afraid I'm lost too
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# the door is the one in the middle
through which entrance may be gained
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# help i'm stuck in the window
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# no - I mean I'm really lost
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Don't think I'm not going to challenge you again, young man.
I'll be around...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# He looks gassy
I reckon he needs to do a big burp
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Why am I looking at half an hour's worth of emties?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# make yourself a ream of toast
and a pot of tea or coffee... sit down, calm down and you will be better off because of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I'd fire you for drinking Scrumpy, you fucking Leveller.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# ha ha I love hearing people get insulted via the medium of Civil War Politico-social groups
ya Non conforming digger
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# a pox on the Parliament!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Cavalier Dogge
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Roundhead Curr!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# ha ha you know the woodcut I am thinking of as well :D
I hereby dub you a history loony/buff
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# heheh yep
this is also one of my favs: www.edwardtbabinski.us/witches/HANG02.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I trap a helpless animal
skin it with my bare hands.
I wake up muddy
and I go to bed bloody
cos I'm a trappin man.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Best insult I've heard for ages
On a similar note, I re-discovered Carter USM at the weekend, and had forgotten how fucking ace they were
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# haha
they were playing Sheriff Fatman as shopping music in my local shopping centre the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# No.
No no no no no.

Not ace.

(with the possible exception of 'Falling On A Bruise', which was still mixed awfully)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I have no idea what is going on here....
you pulled a sickie to drink 6 cans, and now you have an appointment with HR?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# maybe HR is Harry Ramsden
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# That's right.
I drank six cans of Crum, and I'm about to meet Harry Ramsden.

Actually, that sounds perfectly manageable.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# You drinking Crum again?
Tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# You know you spend too much time on b3ta when this is the first thing to come to mind
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# haha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# eeek!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Hehe.
(Fluffster, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:17, archived)