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# I don't live in a cave and yet I didn't know about this woman's face
PaRaDoXiCaLiTy

also - saw a thing about Family guy the other day - the woman who voices Meg is a hottie... which, I now assume, is why there's all the jokes about Meg being abhorrently ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# ^ That.
Hot Hot Hot.
(waxdart hello., Wed 6 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# You mean her?


Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# clearly she's not remotely hot
*saves in 'reference material' file*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# more of this...
... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Is that a tiny bit of CT?
:0
(waxdart hello., Wed 6 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# i thought i was imagining this!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# It's like a poorly-made kebab
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 6 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
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255 - its not!
(waxdart hello., Wed 6 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# ^ Wood

* Even with k3b/-\bs cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I always assumed K3b/-\b was a woman
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# *LOL*
^ best answer, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha... What she said!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I say, what splendid footwear.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# indeed
she could stamp on my nuts all she wanted in them...

*has said too much*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# *ahem*
I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the masochism tango.

Let our love
be a flame, not an ember,
Say its me that you want to dismember.
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the masochism tango.

At your command
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand. ecch!
Its here that I must be.
My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
Thats why Im in such exquisite agony.

My soul is on fire,
Its aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire
When we tango.

You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love,
I can feel the pain yet, love,
Evry time I hear drums.
And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love,
With the thorns underneath, love,
Sticking into your gums.

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the masochism tango.

Bash in my brain,
And make me scream with pain,
Then kick me once again,
And say well never part.
I know too well
Im underneath your spell,
So, darling, if you smell
Something burning, its my heart.
Excuse me!

Take your cigarette from its holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that youre mine,
As we dance to the masochism tango.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Words!
and all at once

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# You read them all at once...????
Impressive, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I was saving some for later
dont want to spoil my appetite
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# The Roget's Diet, yes?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# :D
that's beautiful

*saves*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Ah, the ever-wonderful Mr Tom Lehrer.
A genius.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Remember the wars against Franco?
That's the place where each one of us belongs.
He may have won all the battles...
...but we had all the best songs.

Genius indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# "...so, imagine, if you will,
that I'm playing an 88-string guitar."

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# *pops back*
Ahhh, splendid, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 6 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Is that central park in the background
looks like it to me
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Looks like the roof terrace of The Hudson Hotel to me.
Which if so, would say yes. I have stayed there....

*imagines th epossibility that Mila Kunis slept in my bed*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# No you dont
she snores which keeps me awake
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Shitting hell.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Family Guy film is in the works
Having seen Stewie Griffin: The untold story, I don't hold out much hope
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# no - plus futurama films, Simpsons... South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut was good
... Aqua Teen Hunger Force Move Film For Theatres was pretty fucking awesome actually...

but no - you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Aw! I REALLY want to see ATHFMFFT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# you should see it
as soon as you can do. IT. FUCKING. ROCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# "Oh god yeah
It could be worse than that Chris Tucker re-make of The Killing Fields"

CUT TO NON-SEQUITER JOKE
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:13, archived)