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# :D


man i'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# BWARK!
Come and do my work, Shads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# what is your work
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# i can't work with shite, that's much too messy
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Mostly paper shite.
Some email shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I miss paperwork
I haven't done any decent stuff since I was sacked from Tesco. I deserved to be sacked though, I mean how fucking dare I nearly be killed in a head-on car accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Tesco are dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# want to cyber wank with me?


Click for bigger (118 kb)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# peking duck?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# no, it's just something I could have a wank over.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# that is so fucking sexy

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# ok bored man, draw a cat in a suit of armour
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# cats dont wear armour what are you some kind of crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# you may be right. but they ought to.
then birds would hear them coming
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# bollocks
img0.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/b/1/5394/5394988_1170956171_15.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# haha awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# *pisses all over himself in spasmodic glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# ghost warrior cat!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Don't wear armour?!
Mittens the Turtle Slayer resents that!


(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# :)
*encourages*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# TEENAGE MUTANT HERO KITTIES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I LOVE YOU, MITTENS!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# This is madness
Father wears his Sunday best
Mother's tired she needs a rest
The kids are playing up downstairs
Sister's sighing in her sleep
Brother's got a date to keep
He can't hang around
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# let me die a young man's death
not a clean and inbetween
the sheets holywater death
not a famous-last-words
peaceful out of breath death

When I'm 73
and in constant good tumour
may I be mown down at dawn
by a bright red sports car
on my way home
from an allnight party
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# ooo - just spotted this.
nice bit of McGough...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# *sticks divine madness in the dvd player*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# bela wears his sunday best
mother's back on the rack
the kids have left the bell tower
sister's bleeding in her sleep
brother's got virginal brides
he can't hang around

bauhaus
in the middle of our street
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *adores*
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# he had a girl's name!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# glee!
a dodo made of candyfloss? let's eat it! *endangers*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# He's already endangered by carnival troupes
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# C'mere little birdie
*captures*
*plucks*
*cooks*
*eats*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I very much like this
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# this bird
is quite gay.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# he is just FABULOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# he's SUPER
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I like this
I haven't fixed my pc yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# what's broken about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# it uses windows.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ICE BURN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# can't get it to boot from cd
bloody thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# have you tried telling it to boot from cd?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# You can't pretend you didn't swallow that rabbit forever!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# BUNNY BUTT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# This is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:07, archived)