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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# 5p says it's a marketing ploy about BB
'ning JJ, this is very early today.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# is big brother being axed??
ah no, it's only celeb big brother.. oh well

woo to the pic anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Didn't they axe it after the Goody incident though?
Yet it still came back.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# the problem, apparently
is Channel 4 get about 15% of their revenue from it. So it's a habit they can't kick, unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# the celebs are now given exploding collars (as in Total Recall)
and one word off-message and it's kerblammo time

The others will have to clean up the mess, but they get to use the head as a football
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Now that, I'd watch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# they could also do it via public vote
they'd make a fortune
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Some form of lottery as well
winner gets to push the button.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# ooh!
It could be hosted by Cat Deely!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Everything should be hosted by Cat Deely.
*Rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Get off my thighs!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# can't...help...myself.... I've got to go into pedant mode:
exploding collars? that was Running Man.... Oh, and maybe Fortress, too
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I'm sure the idea's been in any number
of shit films...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# "Shit" films?
how dare you, heathen!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# was it?
was that the one with Michael Ironside?

It had Sharon Stone in it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Total Recall didnt have exploding collars,
it did have an exploding anne diamond robotic head like this:



Click for bigger (30 kb)


Running Man had the prison at the beginning where they all have collars. "Chico, NOOOOOOO!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# yes
Red Sonja

that's the one.


edit: Cor - images.google.co.uk/images?q=Red%20Sonja&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

haha - I used to fancy Anne Diamond back in the early 80s
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# blimey! hell yeah!
red sonija, not Diamond, that is
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Battle Royale ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Ah! forgot about that....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Don't forget Battle Royale!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# ....anyone seen BR2?
I get the feeling it will be crap, so I've avoided it...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# it is not as good as the first one
... that's all I'll say on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# hmmmm... I might pick it up this weekend anyway.
I know I'll regret it somehow
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# It's definately not as good as the first
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Yes.
Watch it, it's shit, yet funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Wedlock
best exploding collar film ever
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Aah!
Cutting edge, sophisticated humour that man.

SA on a Monday? Really spoiling us...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# It's coz I fell behind last week.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# is that a 'personal massager'
she's left behind?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Do wii controllers vibrate?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# And speaking of vibrating controllers
Has anyone seen that the most popular community game on Xbox Live is one that just makes your controller vibrate called "Rumble Massage"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I'm now wondering why my broadband connection goes slow
when my step-daughter is 'in her room'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# How old is she?
I want to know if my next question will be inappropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# old enough to be a pain in the neck
and yes old enough for your next question, but not old enough for what's in your mind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# yes
it will be
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Only wanted to know if she was playing Gears of War.
It's an 18 you know.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# haha
My 10 yo stepson plays that one. He's going to be a serial killer when he grows up. We are so proud of him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
#
http://msxb-d1.vo.llnw.net:3074/content/xna/assets/58550179_World/screen3_Web.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha :D
Awwwww, no.
I think I just made another unintentionally rude strip.
Almost as bad as the old Christmas one where she looks like she's humping the tree......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I'm sure Nintendo have considered it
Wii-Wank
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# hehe
what about Star Trek?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Eye-melting action.
Lots of fun.
Well worth a watch on the big screen.
BUT THEY ERASE THE ENTIRE MYTHOLOGY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# This
I had to sit in a corner and cry myself to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# but if you don't know/care about
the mythos? Fun? More fun and XMen Oranges?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I must say they were pretty loyal to the Wolverine series with this movie
I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# my missus liked it
I couldn't get past the frankly atrocious dialogue. That aside, it was good and there were some good performances in it...

however, like a lot of this stuff - I'd rather see it as several 1 hour long episodes which really go into things in detail rather than skating over the surface
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# loyal my fucking arse..

no alpha flight, why the fuck was Gambit in it?...Deadpool
urgh I could go on
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# ok ok you're right
still i liked it, and If people want to see the exact thing as in the comics, read the fucking comics.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# and if film makers want to make films from comics..stick to the fucking comics story canon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# :-) haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Then I would say it was fantastic
First film I've seen at the cinema for a long time and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Going to see it this pm.
I have to say that from the trailers it looks like generic, formulaic Hollywood bollocks that pays absolutely no regard whatsoever to the vision and ethos of the great Gene Roddenberry.

None of which prevented every hair on my neck standing on end at the prospect of seeing it...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Hmmm, what about If I just watch it as a Spin-off?
maybe it's better to handle..

You can't take it seriously if you see Harold(Harold & Kumar go to White Castle and that wankerguy from American Pie) playing some Space-chang role. Plus Kirk is played by the guy who I know as the nazi-redneck from that kidnap pew pew movie
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 11 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# It is called a restart or reset
Hi I read comics, and am part of several other fandoms

Welcome to the rest of the world trekkies. Your continuity just got reset. Don't worry Starwars has a few years left before it goes.
(gerzel, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# What about it?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# hahahahhaha! I'd hate to see what happens if she switched on a PS3...
"Trains out of Euston have been delayed to to a squirrel having gone under a carriage"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# it's a good job Kat didn't buy the
Wintendo Frot Yourself Off On The Arm Of The Sofa
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# lol wii is like piss
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# LOLROLF
I have a bunch of gas masks, incidentally. Two with working filters, and the rest for dressing up.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# My S10 is for dressing up and has some sealed filters
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I got a load when I cleared out an office that had got all paranoid post-9/11.
I got anti-radiation pills, sealed water pouches, the full survival kit.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Haha superb
I bought mine for airsoft about 8 years ago, it's amazing how much they are worth since 11/09
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# well I watched S.Darko at the weekend and wondered why they even bothered

I will download the new Star Trek and watch it in all it's blurry glory
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Poor Scarlet
So young and impressionable.

Video games DO influence kids it seems.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Splendid stuff as allways!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:58, archived)