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# rockethog!


does anyone here hate hedgehogs? up until last night i thought it was impossible to hate hedgehogs, but then my girlfriend told me she did. that's actually wrong, isn't it? no-one should hate hedgehogs

i'm thinking of making a little hedgehog house for them, and putting out food to encourage them to come and visit. surely then she will realise that hedgehogs are awesome (plus, the garden is full of sluggggggs)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I hate the little bastards
flying round my face in their stupid yellow stripy coats and getting in my beer
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Your girlfriend is the root of all that is evil.
And this is rather wooful.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# DUMP THE BITCH
Hedgehogs are cool.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Dump her immediately.
Send her to me on the rebound.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# On the Western Isles...
...they are hated, and for good reason.

Should be exterminated/removed from there soon enough.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# what's the reason? is it eating bird eggs or summat like that?
i am very ignorant of nature
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Pretty much, yeah
They're almost all be gone now though.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# that is all kinds of awesomeness! :D
Hedgehogs are brilliant. That is all there is to say on the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# *weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# oh edjogs
i'm sure she didn't mean you personally
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Well I suppose that's ok
(if she's a slug)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# forget the house, just put some tubes near them
TUUUUUUUBES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# hedgehogs like tubes then?
this makes the house plan even simpler!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# yeah, they have some automatic reflex to shove their face into any tube
usually getting stuck and running around in confusion, then freeing themselves, then getting stuck again because TUUUUUUBES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# how can you hate something that rolls up into a ball when it gets scared?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# but... but... that's impossible!
She can't hate baby hedgehogs, surely? Show her that youtube video - you know, the one with baby hedgehogs.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# ^_^
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHB3rm9ySjE&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Hating hedgehogs is like hating rainbows

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:55, archived)