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# Questionable Video Game Ports #1: Hitchiker's for the NES



(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Make tea.
CTRL ALT DELETE
CTRL ALT DELETE
CTRL ALT DELETE
CTRL ALT DELETE
CTRL ALT DELETE
CTRL ALT DELETE
CTRL ALT DELETE
CTRL ALT DELETE
CTRL ALT DELETE
CTRL ALT DELETE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Kill Gandalf
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# HAVE SEX WITH GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Dispose of Gandalfs body
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# wank over into Gandalf's shallow grave
How do sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Yo!
How goes it?

Who's ignoring you?

Who's going to ignore you?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Hello sir
I'm ok, me laptop will be with me on Thursday *glees* :)

How are you?


I don't know, probably a few, after what happened yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# What happened yesterday?
I had you on ignore so I didn't see.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Pffft!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I wouldn't expect anything less :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I'm not even joking. What japes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9440690
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# What happened yesterday?
/has been living under a rock blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I deleted the posts. Ask your other half, for she was one of the once who helped me get out of it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Oh!
What happened??
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# The joys of bi-polar
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# :( (:
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# cyclothymia ftw
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Tue 12 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Otterby!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Yes dude
Check your mobile
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# :D
I'm off home now!

bye everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Speak to you laters
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# GO NORTH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# POO PANTS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Go West?
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Life is peaceful there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# In MOTHER RUSSIA, west is you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# >kill kerrek
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM
BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM BIM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Ford sits down and sings songs about gold...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Arf
"Turn on the light" is the first, I think.

The whole game is here: www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/hitchhikers/game_nolan.shtml

Hours of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I never got past the bulldozer bit
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# "eat darkness"
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Use dehydrated water on blatterbeast
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# escape
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 12 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Punch face
/hulk text adventure game blog

TJ : j.photos.cx/dinosour-gunfight-044.jpg :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# No wonder the bastards died out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# hehe
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# pff
It would just about work with a predictive text keypad layout.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Take ye flask.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 12 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Damn beaten to it...
(Eo1spy is reversing the polarity on, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:46, archived)