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# Morning-ish 'ning-ish

I am sure it's been done like a bazzilion times before but mine is special artyfied.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# am I the only person who has never seen this film?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I think so
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I do know that Lauren Hutton's stuntwoman
was Patricia Tallman of Babylon 5 fame. She played Lyta Alexander, the telepath that looks a bit like Hazel Blears.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Laura Dern, do you mean?
:P
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# if you like
whoever the lead bird was
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# A highly sexified Blears
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# where do I send the bill for the extensive therapy I now need?
pass the mind bleach.

No!!!! Not the mind bleach!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I would say most certainly!
I mean, what kind of person hasn't seen a classic film like Jurrasic Park? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I know, right?
I mean, that film was SO cash!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# My dick is like a cucumber!
Oh, and by the way, I can also smell your girlfriends pussy getting wet! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# my girlfriend is a bloke
but he does have a wet pussy, so I'll let that pass...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Damn right you will ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# *kisses guns*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Pfft!
"Did someone order two tickets to the gun show?"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# *fondles weapon*




suggestively
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# You are so gonna to get my love gun!
Coz I've got you in the sights of my love gun!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# No you're not
I don't think Stevie Wonder has either.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Even he's watched the braille version
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# but he's heard good things about it
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# God Bless Bob Peck
and his manly knees
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# "Are you married?"
"Occasionally. I'm always on the lookout for an ex-Mrs. Malcom."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hehehehehehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Costa Rican sweatshops make half-arsed hats.
:) I like this.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I want a clever hat
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# im doing that on friday.
only mine says maths and physics degree.

and my stole is orange (i think)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# when I got mine
my stole was called a hood. Either you foreigners don't know what you're doing, or you're getting a made up degree.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I thought the stole was the colourful bit on the hood, I'm not sure though.
All I know is, it's costing me a bomb to hire.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# How can you possibly get a degree when you're not clever enough to know the parts you're graduating in?
What sort of Mickey-Mouse university do you attend?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# pffft....
I watched 3 the other day for the first time since I fell asleep watching it when it came out.
And I have to say I thoroughly enjoyed it. Just good fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Mwhahahahahaa :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:34, archived)