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# A little messy... but they were asking for it.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Hehehe
Never been a fan of fishnet stockings
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# They cause
evil toe death.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I bet they do
They seem kind of pointless
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Yeah but so is a lot of women's clothing when you think about it.
High heels, for example, or those little half-jackets.

What amuses me greatly in a deeply ironic, clever way, is that it's generally about twice the price per cloth unit of men's clothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# men are technically fussier
"I'm not paying £6 for that!"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Fussier?!
I think not.

"I'll have that one, but the red."

"Do you want to try it on?"

"No that's fine."

"That's £20"

Done. Takes all of 5 minutes, leaving hours and hours of valuable drinking time left.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I find it hard to find things I like
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# i buy most of my shirts at gigs :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# there's only so many Elton John T Shirts I can wear
at any one time though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Me too.
But that's generally with people, not clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I find it hard to find things that fit
shoes and trousers mostly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Yeah, but we get more than twice as much sex
when we make the effort to wear that sort of stuff
so worth the money I'd say ;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I prefer Mrs Dietrich's theory
'Darling, the legs aren't so beautiful, I just know what to do with them.'
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# No?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Fishynets!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Porknets....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# see now
this would stop all riots instantly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I say

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Saucy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I quite like them
maybe that's because I'm old.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Me neither

But I remember a line from a song I recently heard: "Her fishnets caught my eye"
Now I don't remember where it was from.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hahahha, mad as always!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# We're all mad here...

Have some doodles. ^_^ YAY!
Wonder what a psychoanalyst would say... (I had two friends planning on going in to psychiatry - both wanted to use me for their masters thesis. Unfortunately both went broke before getting that far)
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# A Psychoanalyist would say: Stop drawing and start telling me about your Mother
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Nicely :)
My new phone just arrived! Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# koh knoes!
knaughty kkoalas :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Dropbears are forest-fire-starting bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Ketchup Catsup
www.youtube.com/watch?v=biW2i9yK-10
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Hahha, I just knew that was going to be a simpsons clip... :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Red sauce / Tomato sauce
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# splendid!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# what's a kibble?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I didn't want to ask...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# me neither
but I did anyway... to make myself feel bad
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# They are an american term for Cat biscuits I believe....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# so what's grits?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# They are a breakfast food,
almost like a corn based porridge I believe. They take 15 minutes to cook, and that is how My Cousin Vinny exonerated the boys in the film of the same name.

Marisa Tomei is fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# okay
I find these answers acceptable... you can progress to the next round, would you like questions on sexual practices or fishing lures?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# or sexual fishing lures?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Sexual Practices please.
I have never been fishing....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# you're wanting to insert a salmon into your lover's anus
what sort of lure should you be using to catch the fish
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# A kibble is a type of dog food.
Like all food designed for dogs it is extremely toxic to cats. Just one canine portion will kill more than twenty felines.


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# what are shmores?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# They are made with graham crackers,
which are a sweet biscuit type thing, sandwiched between is Marshmallow and melted chocolate. They are traditionally cooked on campfires.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# i don't know either
think it's some american thing that they feed their trapped cats :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:50, archived)