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# haha
BBC news channel at the moment is ridiculous. I hate it when something happens but they have no new info, so they just get a load of people in to say the same few facts over and over again. Grr.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
# is it "Jamnog still sober"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Let me guess
"We've lost a plane. Um, it's still lost. Yup. No idea where it is. Er ... let's hand over to Slutty McBoob: Slutty?"
"Thank you Cock McBollocks, no I don't know where it is either, but I have the head of The Relevant Corporation with me. Head?"
"No Slutty, I don't know where it is either."
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
# this sounds more like ITV news
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# needs more "let's ambush a random member of the public in the street and ask them!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
OH WAIT!


Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing
Plane still missing


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I'm waiting for the inevitable
sloppy CG of the 'presumed' last moments with a little computer game explosion when it hits the water. 24 hour news my foot.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Their target audience is people who don't what a plane or an explosion looks like
generally people with absolutely no imagination whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Good point!
G.E.F.A.F.W.I.S.P ...arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# heavy electricity is to blame
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# done
flimmr.passagen.se/movie/family_guy_plane_crash.action
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha
FG last night was ace - Peter Griffin getting the gay gene and then it wearing off at the worst possible moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Hahha
One more time with feeling, PLEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# lots of padding and no new info? plane lost over sea? sounds like a series of LOST
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Needs more
Polar bear
terrible acting
snogs between people who haven't brushed their teeth for a year
smug sense of self-satisfaction
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Once again, you have managed to summarise
this apology for a TV drama to perfection.

*admires the Scaramanga skillzorz*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ^ seconded
with every fibre of my body
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Oh it pisses me off
"What do you mean you don't get it? There's nothing to get. It's what you WANT it to be about."
No it's a TV version of what stupid people think davuid Lynch would do.

It can Fuck off...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I think I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I love you
cos you're the only person that reads my blog

Which needs new reviews... work permitting
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Aw! *smooshes*
I think I'm on some kind of anti-spam filter as I can't comment on your blog anymore. It happened with Roodie Doodie too. :O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# You have a blog?
Link me up, big boy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# ...
www.joescaramanga.co.uk/blog

It's mainly film reviews but there's some ranting and raving in there too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# ^this!!
'tis a spot-on summary!

I used to like lost... Then I got to series 3 and got bored.
I'll just wait for it all to finish, then read up the plot summary on wiki
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
That was *exactly* my plan!

spooky....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# They all find out that the "island" is really the Isle of Dogs
it just seemed like an island because the tide was REALLY high.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
# hahahah! to be honest, judging by the way that program was going, It wouldn't surprise me in the least
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# So what can you tell us at the moment?
"WEll, not a lot. It seems that someone who may know something has just gone inside, but so far they haven't told us anything. Obviously if they do tell us something, that could be astonishing"

Any idea when that might be?

"Not yet no. The person who may know something may emerge at some point today and may then tell us something, but we couldn't say when that be, who ther person is, and whether they know anything. back to you"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
# *waves*
Hullo

I have the feeling my liver is still struggling with the beer content of my blood
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
# what ho!
I was incredibly shit at talking to you on saturday.

I may have apologised already, as I spend a lot of drunk time apologising
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
# For me, it was rather a little too loud for conversing, so I just mostly stood around trying to make sense of the world through the medium of sign language and screaming
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# just noticed you've got bawls again
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
# hello fella
Yes, since on Saturday, 10 people asked me what happened to them and several people mentioned that I will be always with them, I decided to strap them back on for a limited time only
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# they suit you sir
you were only half the dixon we love without them
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# \o/
Yet again I failed to chat with you on Saturday, you lovely pile of tea-drinking loveliness, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# and beer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# You!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Hey you :)
Lovely Sunday, very much enjoyed it :) x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# It was top grade all round, still smiling now.
:D
You get back alright - T5 not too horrific?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Far too, far too short as always :(
T5 was remarkably empty!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# We rang ahead to pre-warn them of your arrival
Also... look sharp!

*running glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
#
wuhhhhhh? =:O

*pinned to floor in glomp attack*
*parries with glomp tickling*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# tickling?!
*giggle-screams*

Did you get my text message yesterday btw? We got most of the way home before I got hit with extreme paranoia over whether I had the wrong number for you. Then I had a nap.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I did, but wasn't sure if it was you or K :D
Will send you a gaz later, off out in the sunshine now

take care lovelies! x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# fear not
they've just announced it would have run out of fuel by now, no one will burn when it plummets from the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
# well, it's either that,
or camping outside the clinic Susan Boyle is hiding in
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)