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[challenge entry] The BAFL goes extreme

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(The-Gambit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I think you're gonna need a bigger jet pack!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
# slow ahead? i can go slow ahead!
come on down and chum some of this shit!
also, a boy without a winkle? god be praised, it's a miracle!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# is that Neil Buchannan?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Fart Attack
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Assuming Neil Buchanan does some stock photo office worker modelling on the side
then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# well it looks like him
so I'm going to assume that until someone proves otherwise...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Atomic Bottom
hmmmmm
(idrise, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# you can't argue with that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I can if I want to
I just don't want to
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# your mum said you're not allowed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# yeah well, she said you're crap in bed
or something.... oh hang on
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# ha ha...yes...
...so many uses for such a device.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Needs more thrust
In other news, the doc is very pleased with how I am doing and I am not as nutty as I used to be :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# i used to be nuts
but i got promoted to condiments
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I used to be schizophrenic, but now I'm lonely
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# which one of you said that?
also, is that sig from back to the future 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# yup :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# i watch waaaay too many films :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# It's a three down and nine as we head into the second quarter
The mississippi pig-fuckers are at 40 yards and they've just called a time-out...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I want a jet pack.
And my jewish sweets which I've left at home.
And I don't want to go to bloody Harrods.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# you were flounting it earlier like it was some special
new pair of pants that was covered in frills and contained magical secrets

Harrods that is - not the other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
# They sound like my pants
except without the frills...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# whatever you say
Mr. Frillypants
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# *poses*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# *adds dry ice and strobe lighting*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Hmmph.
It is now a saggy pair of faded knickers, lying in an alleyway with their secrets spilled in a dubious gusset stain.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Giggidy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
# poor pet lamb
don't go - go and do something fun

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# The Fridge gets air!
I'm listening to an elevator musicized Devo's Gates of Steel. It's horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
# BAFL
Rofl
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Come on, extreme for them involves just playing without all the cotton wool, dresses and crying.
Oh, B? As in British? Add treason to the above list then. Knobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# *feels patriotic twinge in the nethers*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
# They can kiss my 'tiny little girl who plays rugby like a REAL MAN' arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# have you seen them drink?
3 beers and they think they're alcoholics
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Oh I can't drink any more
but I don't have to to be harder than those fairing-clad wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
# i've had gusset stains tougher than them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# tjat's Americans though is it not
hence light beer and the like...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# bloody wimps!
i've just spent 2 weeks drinking anise and vodka, it was most pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# this reminds me of one of my only two French jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# and they are?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# one is about bums
the other is about a dog

which is par for the course for the French
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
# their idea of fun
is a dog up the bum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# *tackles*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Rugby tackle, or are you just all a-dangle now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Both
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Lordy...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# It's a new form of torture used by the Merkins
They have to see my junk before getting violently tackled to the ground
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I bet they'd be jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
# The torture victims or the Merkins?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# All of them
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I would much rather be playing Rugby
than taking any of these challenges in American Football.

Padding or not, that is gonna hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I really like american football
It's a lot more than fat men in pads
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Aye,
I never really got it for a long while. But the tackles really are cringe inducing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# yes
they sometimes get injured
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
# LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIM IN HIS SLENDER TIGHT PANTS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
# not fair...
...they should ALL have jet packs!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)