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# OK guys. Hand in pocket time. Help the homeless.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# oh dear
: )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I've got the most annoying vendor across the road from me.
Over and over she shouts 'Big Issue plllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase.'

It's so fucking annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
# throw shoes at heem!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# her.
I know it's probably concidered lacist but ten years ago I'm sure that all the big issue vendors you saw were English.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I'm sure it used to be free/not a set price
and the donation was optional

/selfish
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I far as I remember it was £1
60p for the paper and 40p for the vendor. They they put the price up and not the vendor's commission so basically they were selling less for a lower percentage.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Yeah, bloody foreigners
coming over here and stealing all our jobs for the homeless!

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha
And stealing jobs from good honest people! Like picking fruit, gardening and cleaning!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# perhaps a supermarket
could do a range offering fruit and veg, picked by only the finest 'British workers' and see how little they sell because the wage needed to draw them would significantly increase the price.
Fruit pickers have always been migrant workers, Londoners would travel to East Anglia, just now they come from farther afield (pun intended)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Yes
I demand BNP apples!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# From Furher afield presumably.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# inevitable sequel
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# The dog's gonna get squished!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Now he's just getting greedy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# and

dammit, my shoe is not biggist
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
# It's not a really a big shoe

(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha
we've all had it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# It's bigger than "biggish".
I would go so far as to call it "large."

Oh, and also *spang*.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# No this is a big shoe
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
# That is a massive shoe.
It is too large to adhere to the international standards for 'big'.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# You don't know how big the guy is!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
# oh dear lord
that deserves a good spanging

woo

edit: Just drew this. that's how spang worthy it was
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# He obviously not a real vendor
that dog's not attached to a string.

EDIT: Just looks like a good weekend out to me!

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# :)
www.meetbuxomwomentobeatyouwithfryingpansinyourarea.com
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Already been there.
I like them in my area:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# impending spluff from my point of view.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# This comment seems oddly appropriate considering the image below
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# The ones that used to worry me when I lived in Sydney were the porn shops with signs outside proudly boasting wanking boothes.
Basically boothes that you could go into select a porn flick, slip one off the wrist and buger off again.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I wouldn't want to be a cleaner in that establishment
:S
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Romance is not dead in the antipodes then.
Ewww
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Is that columbo?
lol ew..
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# *Groan*
there's one near me who quite obviously shakes intentionally to draw on the sympathy vote. Tis rather sad
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Maybe you scare him.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# the chap I buy from makes me laugh (which is the main reason I buy from him)
His wide range of described sales points from what is in the issue to the bonus features like carefully folded free staples makes a change from the "i haven't eaten today" lot that clearly haven't worked out the sympathy vote only goes so far
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# My usual one the other week had a sign saying
'Due to unseasonally inclement weather this vendor will be an extra ten percent more chearful.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# 'ning sir
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I do do the boogaloo to da crew
woohoo. yooo?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I am good, going out food hunting. Might get some faggots for dinner with some chips
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Arf!
Ning all! I went to the zoo with Jahled yesterday :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Yeah?
Your wig's crap btw.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Cheers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Jahled is a bird of prey?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Yes, he is.
He looks well funny when he runs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
#
bird of prey bloke of camera:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I'd donate my left bollock for that thing to crap right then and there.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Luckily he didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# bugger.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# :)
The b3ta hosting seems to have been invaded by drunk mice, but i'll post you everything else on Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Sweet fella!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha and rofls at the rest
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# i'll just stick this here
Photobucket
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)