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[challenge entry] Collett and Griffin - England's finest

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(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Classy puke stains.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
# HEY YOU GUYS!
pob's really let himself go since he got cloned
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# hahaha
Sorry I thought I should say that there's a new game out, according to my blackboard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# eat the evil spongebob?
good game
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# i want to play it already
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# up left left up right down up right x x
INFINITE LIVES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# step forward, step backward, turn around 3 times, jump backward
ALL WEAPONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# IDDQD
God mode
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
# hehehe
They just showed a women getting her arsehole lasered :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# by a shark?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
# If only
They would be so cool

I am quite good at L4D :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Zombie hordes are fun
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I find it funny when they all stand around the pipe bomb :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# just sit in a corner and melee
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Speaking of which.
Does this image show up too dark to see what's going on people's monitors?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Yes it is too dark
I have to turn the brightness right up to see it properly
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
# DAMMIT!
I either have one which is too dark and you can't really see much, or one which is too bright and daytimey and doesn't look like Left 4 Dead.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I should think it is going to require a lot of layers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Feh, I tried doing it actually in garry's mod, then tried mixing the lit and dark images in photoshop.
It's difficult though because everyone's monitor is configured different, I can just about see it on mine but everyone else is too dark.

Thass the daytime image anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
# It's hard to say what to do
Ask Rev. Jesse, he is the man for those style pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Is this better or worse?
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/gooutwithyourbootson.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# See I could say some thing about that picture, but I wont :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# You were going to say it was the best thing you've ever seen weren't you
how kind
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I was going to say that it looks very much ......
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# ....brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Like Jeru and Rev. Cleo in the picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Which one is the tank?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Worryingly I think I'd probably be zoey in that context.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I think she might hit you for that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Unlikely, I speak the truth, she done groped me.
And she didn't even buy me a drink.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# You two should get it on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I bet they fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
# There was much playful fighting between the two of them at the bash :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Oh I see. Young love.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# It was lovely but annoying :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Dibs on their firstborn.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I thing that should go to Deks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Does GMod not have the L4D Post Processor?
If not, I reckon you can wrangle some levels settings from GMod's post processing box anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Nah, it's not supported at all for some stupid reason.
It's massively geh and FAH!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Use the dark room and set up some lighting.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Is that a download map?
Because I've not encountered it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Megastruct has a dark and light room. Contruct has a white room, which you can change to black.
Failing that, there's a tonne of dark and moody maps you can use on garrysmod.org.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Is megastruct a mod site or what?
I've tried googling Megastruct and garrys mod together but can't seem to find whatever it is.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
# It's a map, bro.
www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=32847
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
# There's still the ordinary Post Processing effects though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# the light bursts from gun fire would make it ok
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Garry's Mod is fucking difficult to use.
Not that you'd know due to being a gay.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# yes
I'd say less open spaces, more confinded corridors with limited lighting will make it "feel" better.

And if it is open, try like flickering streetlights, or cars on fire and shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Can't, on account of the fact Left 4 Dead isn't supported in Garry's Mod.
Had to download a kinda fixed model pack for just those things.

No maps, and no npcs or anything really.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
# is it just an enviroment making thing?
I know nothing about it due to being a gay
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# It's fine for me
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# with the frickin' laser on its frickin' head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# They have a women with leaky boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
# pff
that's nothing, mine are rapidly disappearing.
BEAT THAT, WATERY BAPS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# They piss milk out when ever she hears a baby
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
# if i was her doctor
i'd prescribe earplugs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
# They can't do anything for her
She should go into porn, she would make a lot of money
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# she could make cheese
i'm sure there is a ready supply of weirdos out there to buy it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# You can't make cheese from boob milk
Alex thingy from Blur tried it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# most things will turn into cheese
if you just leave them long enough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# not boob milk
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# if i could produce boob milk
i would make it my life's mission to turn it into cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# i'd prescribe taps
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# hmm
could be fun, i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# You rang?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# thank you
this is wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Needs more rocket-powered speedboat!

10101 posts, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# lazy shark!
get out and swim!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Yes
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)